Apr 07, 2006 22:02
so i went up to BSU today. my mom decided that she didn't want to go by herself, so what else do you do but invite your brain-damaged astranged friend that you haven't seen in 18 years??
So i had to spend most of my day with this whacko. She had like, 6 abortions before she finally kept a baby, and his father is a multi-millionaire, but has never paid a nickel. She keeps talking about how when she gets rich, she's going to hire some ghost writers and write a screenplay, submit it to Stephen Spielburg, make lots more money, and then use it to save the rainforest!!! what the fuck? seriously people.... And if that wasn't bad enough, she openly discusses her sex life all over the place. we were in the middle of the checkout line at lunch, and she goes, "Rhonda, will you remind me to get my breasts examined? This left one here's been bugging for weeks now, and my husband thinks it's getting a little lumpy..."
wow. never again. please.
today is 5 months for me n' my lova. no one cares except me. I wish he'd hurry up and get home. he comes back on Sunday.
Spring Breaks suck. why is LJ so dead these days? The only people that show up on my friends page anymore are Christy and Beka. what gives? did everyone give in to Xanga and MySpace and not tell me?
eh, eff. i wish my house weren't so stuffy. College is scary. I leave you with these words of wisdom: "Always wear clean undies." enough said.