But since the smart people didn't understand, I'll run through it again.
"Don't waste your time with politics," he said. "Just chase skirts, instead." (Humorous line from the witty song I said I was listening to.)
Politics! Dissemble! Who, me? (The subject gives me the transition into politics. Politicians tend to dissemble. Me too.)
This post is (not) about politics. Play your part. (Tells audience this post isn't about politics...Dissemble!...Supposedly directs the post towards a specific person.)
You can be Osama as long as I'm Bin Laden. Maybe you'd rather be Miers? I'll be Brown. (Two conflicting analogies don't mean much. I afterwards thought of making a racial joke now that I'm Brown, but I didn't.) Incompetence meets inanity with inimitable haste. But where should they meet? (On a literal level, Brown's proven incompetence versus Miers' clear inanity. More likely addressing myself on both subjects.)
But we're forgetting! Hop on your Scooter! Let's go to war! Or to bed. ("Scooter" Libby was likely a driving force behind the war in Iraq. Clinton just went to bed [with Monica].)
War vindicates your lies whereas fellatio exacerbates the severity of perjury. (During the Lewinsky affair, GOP leaders declared that “perjury and obstruction of justice are high crimes and misdemeanours” [Senator Bill Frist] and that “perjury and obstruction of justice are crimes against the state” [Senator Sam Brownback]? Republican leaders are now vituperating Fitzgerald for bringing such frivolous charges as obstruction of justice, perjury, and making false statements against "Scooter" Libby. "[Fitzgerald is] a vile, detestable, moralistic person with no heart and no conscience who believes he's been tapped by God to do very important things.")
Coherency faileth, but not morals. (Doesn't make much sense to me. [This post, either.] Good thing we have morals.)
Forget (me). Forget the conflicts. [And me.])
I resign! (As "Scooter" resigned, so do I.)
So resign yourself (to misery). It's not that bad. America is worse. (Life without me surely equates with misery. But it's not that bad. Just take a glance into America's political arena; it's worse.)
So, take from this post my resignation from the last piece of my online life.
well, you said you explained this post in a comment. annnnd well, you did. but i'm too lazy to read all that. and my head will probably hurt if i tried.
But since the smart people didn't understand, I'll run through it again.
"Don't waste your time with politics," he said. "Just chase skirts, instead." (Humorous line from the witty song I said I was listening to.)
Politics! Dissemble! Who, me? (The subject gives me the transition into politics. Politicians tend to dissemble. Me too.)
This post is (not) about politics. Play your part. (Tells audience this post isn't about politics...Dissemble!...Supposedly directs the post towards a specific person.)
You can be Osama as long as I'm Bin Laden.
Maybe you'd rather be Miers? I'll be Brown. (Two conflicting analogies don't mean much. I afterwards thought of making a racial joke now that I'm Brown, but I didn't.)
Incompetence meets inanity with inimitable haste. But where should they meet? (On a literal level, Brown's proven incompetence versus Miers' clear inanity. More likely addressing myself on both subjects.)
But we're forgetting! Hop on your Scooter! Let's go to war! Or to bed. ("Scooter" Libby was likely a driving force behind the war in Iraq. Clinton just went to bed [with Monica].)
War vindicates your lies whereas fellatio exacerbates the severity of perjury. (During the Lewinsky affair, GOP leaders declared that “perjury and obstruction of justice are high crimes and misdemeanours” [Senator Bill Frist] and that “perjury and obstruction of justice are crimes against the state” [Senator Sam Brownback]? Republican leaders are now vituperating Fitzgerald for bringing such frivolous charges as obstruction of justice, perjury, and making false statements against "Scooter" Libby. "[Fitzgerald is] a vile, detestable, moralistic person with no heart and no conscience who believes he's been tapped by God to do very important things.")
Coherency faileth, but not morals. (Doesn't make much sense to me. [This post, either.] Good thing we have morals.)
Forget (me). Forget the conflicts. [And me.])
I resign! (As "Scooter" resigned, so do I.)
So resign yourself (to misery). It's not that bad.
America is worse. (Life without me surely equates with misery. But it's not that bad. Just take a glance into America's political arena; it's worse.)
So, take from this post my resignation from the last piece of my online life.
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well, you said you explained this post in a comment.
annnnd well, you did. but i'm too lazy to read all that. and my head will probably hurt if i tried.
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