Warren's High Chair Etiquette
1. Open and close your mouth like you are chewing so that Momma has to time when the spoon enters your mouth.
2. Blow a breath of air out as the spoon enters so that food splatters everywhere then immediately open your mouth for more.
3. Grasp at the spoon with your hands and refuse to let go once you have it.
4. Get baby food all over your hands and rub in hair, up nose, on forehead, etc.
5. Start screaming like it burns when Momma brings out the wet washcloth to clean your face. You worked hard on this mess, dammit!
6. Don't stop screaming until Daddy enters the room then immediately smile at him. Continue screaming when he exits.
2. Blow a breath of air out as the spoon enters so that food splatters everywhere then immediately open your mouth for more.
3. Grasp at the spoon with your hands and refuse to let go once you have it.
4. Get baby food all over your hands and rub in hair, up nose, on forehead, etc.
5. Start screaming like it burns when Momma brings out the wet washcloth to clean your face. You worked hard on this mess, dammit!
6. Don't stop screaming until Daddy enters the room then immediately smile at him. Continue screaming when he exits.
