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I'm totally retarded now. <3
So last night at like 1:30am Dellis calls me and just got off work and crap so I go over there to hang out.
And we start driving around and drive up some random hill, park because my windows are sort of foggy.
Then we're about to leave, there's a fire hydrant, and Dellis was like "You should go around humping all the fire hydrants you can tonight!" and so I did. Because I can't pass up something stupid like that.
So we go to put some air in my tires and then continue our quest for finding hydrants and humping them.
Eventually I hump and and everything I always run to it and back to my car, but a cop was coming and I didn't notice. I get in my car, and BAM. Cop lights and I'm pulled over.
It's about 3am now, officer comes up to my window.
Cop: What were you doing?
Me: Humping fire hydrants ::Dellis cracks up, I do, cop does ::
Cop: How old are you?
Me: 19
Cop: Can I see you license? :: Gives him my license ::
Cop: Well alright, just don't do that anymore.
So yeah, I totally got pulled over for humping fire hydrants. <3
We drove around some more, went to some parks. Went to his house about 4am.
Was hungry, went to Waffle house, left there about 5am.
Got home about 5:30, lights turn on and my step-dad is there with a gun.
I was just like "Wtf? I'm going to bed."
It was just awesome.
I woke up at 9:30, I was supposed to be up at 9, oh well.
Just great stupid awesome fun.
I love you people!!! <333
Especially you who read this.
And especially if you comment.
And even more especially because I can!!!
So last night at like 1:30am Dellis calls me and just got off work and crap so I go over there to hang out.
And we start driving around and drive up some random hill, park because my windows are sort of foggy.
Then we're about to leave, there's a fire hydrant, and Dellis was like "You should go around humping all the fire hydrants you can tonight!" and so I did. Because I can't pass up something stupid like that.
So we go to put some air in my tires and then continue our quest for finding hydrants and humping them.
Eventually I hump and and everything I always run to it and back to my car, but a cop was coming and I didn't notice. I get in my car, and BAM. Cop lights and I'm pulled over.
It's about 3am now, officer comes up to my window.
Cop: What were you doing?
Me: Humping fire hydrants ::Dellis cracks up, I do, cop does ::
Cop: How old are you?
Me: 19
Cop: Can I see you license? :: Gives him my license ::
Cop: Well alright, just don't do that anymore.
So yeah, I totally got pulled over for humping fire hydrants. <3
We drove around some more, went to some parks. Went to his house about 4am.
Was hungry, went to Waffle house, left there about 5am.
Got home about 5:30, lights turn on and my step-dad is there with a gun.
I was just like "Wtf? I'm going to bed."
It was just awesome.
I woke up at 9:30, I was supposed to be up at 9, oh well.
Just great stupid awesome fun.
I love you people!!! <333
Especially you who read this.
And especially if you comment.
And even more especially because I can!!!