Straight-Sex is Traumatizing :-(
At 2 am last night/this morning (as I was struggling to get to sleep, trying not to troll myself out on craigslist), I heard a most ungodly sound.
Was there a domestic scuffle outside? Was somebody's pet in agony?
Ummm...no. My straight downstairs neighbors were doing the nasty. Quite loudly. Like the kinds of orgasms you hear in porn, that are totally fabricated.
I was amused, but also disappointed. My downstairs neighbor is cute, and apparently he is straight. He lives alone I am almost sure, but I saw him helping a gal into his place yesterday with luggage. Am I going to have to hear straight-sex-fabricated-porn-like-orgasming for the next couple of nights? I hope not. I fear so.
I ended up hooking up myself with this guy I have been chatting with through e-mail for the past two weeks. He was surprisingly fun. But we kept it quiet.
I finally fell asleep around 4 am only to have a very disturbing nightmare that I was living in a war-torn land where everyone around me was getting gunned down. Was it a further effect of the straight-sex trauma? Probably a stretch, but an interesting thought.
And guess what I woke up to this morning at 10 am?
"UH!!...UH!!...UH!-UH!-UH!-UH!-UH!"
Again.
Damn, my downstairs neighbor is cute and a powerfucker.
And straight. LAME.
Was there a domestic scuffle outside? Was somebody's pet in agony?
Ummm...no. My straight downstairs neighbors were doing the nasty. Quite loudly. Like the kinds of orgasms you hear in porn, that are totally fabricated.
I was amused, but also disappointed. My downstairs neighbor is cute, and apparently he is straight. He lives alone I am almost sure, but I saw him helping a gal into his place yesterday with luggage. Am I going to have to hear straight-sex-fabricated-porn-like-orgasming for the next couple of nights? I hope not. I fear so.
I ended up hooking up myself with this guy I have been chatting with through e-mail for the past two weeks. He was surprisingly fun. But we kept it quiet.
I finally fell asleep around 4 am only to have a very disturbing nightmare that I was living in a war-torn land where everyone around me was getting gunned down. Was it a further effect of the straight-sex trauma? Probably a stretch, but an interesting thought.
And guess what I woke up to this morning at 10 am?
"UH!!...UH!!...UH!-UH!-UH!-UH!-UH!"
Again.
Damn, my downstairs neighbor is cute and a powerfucker.
And straight. LAME.