Oh~ It's good to be alive~!

[ossuarybouquet]

What was yesterday, and what was the day before~? ♥ Such a strange city this is...

But, Yuya-chan! The kitchen table isn't supposed to be used for that, you know. D: I hope you didn't break any legs, or anything, in either sense~ ;P And I think you woke half the neighbors, were you doing them both at the same time or something? And before you keep

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[violentflutist]

It was only Sakon.

[ossuarybouquet]

But how would you know for sure? D: Ukon is inside Sakon! So that means if you were having sex with one it's gotta include the other, right? Because sex is all about being inside! ^____^

[violentflutist]

... Ukon left... around the kitchen table time.

And what the fuck is up with you? Are you high? Did you break into Kabuto's medication cabinet?

[ossuarybouquet]

Oh, so he isn't a voyeur. I'd always wondered, since he hung out with Jiroubou so much. :< I don't like guessing wrong, but that's life~

You're the one the fuck was up with, lucky thing. ♥ I wish I'd thought of it. ^__^ And breaking into Kabuto-chan's place might not be so good right now, since he's a -chan~ But it is an idea...

[violentflutist]

... Okay. This is just fucking weird. Tell me you left the apartment.

Wish you'd thought of what? And... he's a what?

[ossuarybouquet]

I did! I left. D: I do have manners, you know~ Sometimes. And besides, I was trying to sleep. ;_;

Thought of getting myself a fuck up with! ♥ Helps to pass the time and all. Kabuto-chan is a pretty girl today, but I guess Shizune-chan doesn't like it much because now she has sexuality issues. Isn't it sad? :/

[violentflutist]

... Okay. And keep this in mind, that was a one-time thing. ONE TIME.

... Who would you fuck?

And for once, we agree on something. She does, doesn't she? But I like spying on them. S'fun as hell.

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Hmm, I guess playing hard to get is a good strategy. But, you know, Yuya-chan, being a player isn't such a good strategy when you're so clumsy. Comes back to bite you in the ass, y'know? ;)

... Mm, so many options to choose from~ Orochimaru-sama is a prime piece, but he's so clammy. Kabuto-chan is interesting, but she's too fixated on Shizune-chan to be fun. Sasuke-kun is too young. :< Deeeiiidaaaraaa-taaaan~ Now that's an interesting one. ♥ He's 'splodey, and so I wonder~

I wouldn't fuck you, though, sorry. ;) You're too easy.

Ah, so you're the voyeur. D: ... Can I come with you next time? ♥

[violentflutist]

... A player? You are so fucked up right now.

... And to think all this time I pegged you for a hetero kind of guy. Okay, maybe witht the Orochimaru exception. Guess it's my turn to be wrong.

... WHAT THE FUCK?! EASY?!

... Not when they're actually fucking, you retard!

[ossuarybouquet]

I'm just being honest and trying to help, Yuya-chan~ Listen to your elders, they have more experience, y'know? ;)

Naaa, there really aren't enough worthwhile girls around. Or they're all too young. Or they're you. D:

You heard me~ ^__^ ♥ Really, you should learn the game better, Yuya-chan. Or all the men are going to think you're just a prime piece of... hmm~

... No? So you do have some decency. That's good to know. ♥ *chu*

[violentflutist]

... you are going to kill something tomorrow, and it better not be me.

... Wanna explain the game to me? Since you know so much about it?

... Don't do that again.

[ossuarybouquet]

D: Why would I do that~? I'm not a ninja anymore, so I'm not killing anything, see? ♥

The Game: one girl/boy, many other girls/boys. One at a time or several at a time, but you gotta talk right so you don't offend none, see? ;) Gotta play it right if you want many presents, Yuya-chan.

It was a one-time thing~ You should have enjoyed it while it lasted, silly.

[violentflutist]

... Are you trying to teach me how to juggle men, Kimimaro?

... yeah, okay... silly?

[ossuarybouquet]

And ladies, but I suppose you'd think the men are funner, Yuya-chan~ ;) How boring and narrow of you~

Very silly. ♥ So uptight, you wouldn't think you were such a tiger in the sack, Yuya-chan~ At least, from the way it sounded.

[violentflutist]

Call it a matter of personal preference.

... what you heard will never leave your mouth. Ever. Do you hear me?

[ossuarybouquet]

Of course. ^___^

Oh, but I'm afraid it just did~ D: So does that order apply anymore~?