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[ossuarybouquet]

Orochimaru-sama, I apologize for my absence--the last curse day had some inadvertent... results...

...

This is...

... Tayuya.

[OOC: SAY HI TO GENDERSWAP KIMI. 8D There will probably be a slender, white-haired, very pretty and curvy girl in a loose kimono running around the city being confused and trying to get used to his her new body

Comments

[violentflutist]

Heh.

Mine are a bit bigger.

Want a bra?

[ossuarybouquet]

...

... What?

[violentflutist]

Goddamnit woman man!

Don't you even know what a goddamn bra is?

[ossuarybouquet]

Should I?

[violentflutist]

... Uh, yeah?

Even if you are a guy, most of them know about women's underwear...

Running around without a bra? Not at all acceptable.

[ossuarybouquet]

I don't make a habit of looking... under... women's clothing. Although I am now much more well-acquainted than I'd like to be.

... So what is this 'bra'?

[violentflutist]

... It holds in your breasts. I swear, I bet even Sakon knows what a bra is.

It's a lot easier to fight with one on...

[ossuarybouquet]

... I see. How would I procure one?

[violentflutist]

I can lend you one if you want.

Or you could go buy one. You've got to measure yourself though.

[ossuarybouquet]

Very well... How do the measurements...?

[OOC: Twinges of pride = half a question gets out at a time. XD]

[violentflutist]

Am I going to have to measure you for a damned bra?

Look, you get a measuring tape. You measure around the circumfirence of your breasts, right across the center. Then you do the same, only with the- oh, never mind. Get over here and I'll do it for you.

[ossuarybouquet]

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No, I

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[OOC: Beet-red, but he's letting Tayuya do her stuff. XD]

[violentflutist]

Right, right. Here we go~

Looks like you're a B Cup there, Kimimaro.

Not too bad.

[ossuarybouquet]

........... Now what?

[OOC: He feels rather violated atm. XD]

[violentflutist]

Now we go shoppping~

You want something frilly and pretty? Or simple and elegant, hmm?

[ossuarybouquet]

Ah... My kimono... is too large, I think. Simple should suit.