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[ossuarybouquet]

Orochimaru-sama, I apologize for my absence--the last curse day had some inadvertent... results...

...

This is...

... Tayuya.

[OOC: SAY HI TO GENDERSWAP KIMI. 8D There will probably be a slender, white-haired, very pretty and curvy girl in a loose kimono running around the city being confused and trying to get used to his her new body

Comments

[so_very_greedy]

Nice new look!

[ossuarybouquet]

Ah... It is quite unpleasant. I suppose this is another of the city's curses.

[so_very_greedy]

You look cute, though.

[ossuarybouquet]

... Are you mocking me?

[OOC: *snickers* He's such a PMSy girl. XD;]

[so_very_greedy]

I would never mock a beautiful woman! Pity the thought!

[ossuarybouquet]

...

[OOC: Ahaha. Flusterfluster. He has no idea what to say. *snerk*]

[so_very_greedy]

Are you speechless in awe, my lady?

*kneels to kiss the top of "her" hand.*

[ossuarybouquet]

... Hardly.

*pulls hand away, glaring*

[so_very_greedy]

What? What?

[ossuarybouquet]

I'm afraid your paltry tricks don't work on me.

[so_very_greedy]

...Can I kiss ya' anyway?

[ossuarybouquet]

I'd like to see you try. ... That's quite enough that today.

[OOC: Say hi to bone-daggers coming out his wrists! :O]

[so_very_greedy]

Okay!

*tries to kiss*

[ossuarybouquet]

*attempts to stab*

[so_very_greedy]

*takes the daggers in his chest, which makes Greed look down.*

...So that's a no? Make up your mind!

[ossuarybouquet]

*sighs and retracts his daggers*

Are you deaf? I stated a clear refusal.