[Accurséd Eden] [April Fools' Event '09]

[ossesso]

So it seems you have all finally gone mad.

I suppose that leaves me only one choice - the one decision I will not regret since arriving at this forsaken asymmetrical prison. To save the symmetry of the few worthy, there must be sacrifices made!

I shall make this island my symmetrical paradise.

All non-conformers to the Symmetrical Glory will be

Comments

[future_is_gold]

I can't allow tyranny like this to stand!

[ossesso]

As if you can stop me! It is only a matter of time before this entire world Falls to the Glory of True Beauty!

[future_is_gold]

I've seen heard of some weird supervillain obsessions in my time, but symmetry definitely takes the cake.

[ossesso]

I blame my repressive and scarring childhood with a father who was never there to love me in my formative years!

[future_is_gold]

Oh, get in line.

[ossesso]

By the gods, this line will be made orderly and perfect!

Might I also compliment you on your flattering Super Hero Suit!

[future_is_gold]

I. Well. Thank you?