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[ossesso]

To quell any rumors that may have started due to an unfortunate series of mishearings:

I have never, in any way, seen or taken Trucy Wright's undergarments.

Thank you for your understanding.

LIZ!

PATTI!

how could I have forgotten I am a failure and shouldn't--

LIIIIZZZZ! PATTIIIII! Thank goodness you're both here-! I have something of great

Comments

[magicbloomers]

It's too bad, too. If they were here, you definitely would have gotten to see them.

[ossesso]

Oh that's quite alright I'm not sure it's entirely appropriate though I'm sure they're very nice.

[magicbloomers]

Oh, I know you'd love them! They're my most popular trick, after all!

[ossesso]

...Trick? Your father allows you to show people your undergarments on stage?

[magicbloomers]

They're a special pair. Custom ordered! It's a really great act, too. Anyone can pull a rabbit out of a hat, but imagine pulling a whole chicken out of a pair of panties!

[ossesso]

At least it isn't catching Bullets with your teeth, the poor cat. How...interesting. You will have to show me if you ever catch the true thief.

[magicbloomers]

Of course! Aside from Mr. Hat, they're my specialty!

[ossesso]

I've only heard of the supposed Mr. Hat, actually.

1/you asked for it

[magicbloomers]

What? I've never introduced you?

[magicbloomers]

That was rude of me!

[magicbloomers]

After all, it's only fair that all my friends have a chance to get to know each other!

[magicbloomers]

Fortunately, Mr. Hat is always up...

[magicbloomers]

For making...

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[magicbloomers]

A grand entry!

Here's looking at you, Kid!

[1/4?]

[ossesso]

OOooooohhh--

Certainly grand indeed, look at the way he has his bowtie perfectly in the middle, his cape aligned identically on either side--

[2/5]

[ossesso]

Why! Mr. Hat is the first thing in your repertoire that perfectly captures the quintessential aesthetics of symmetry!