Twelfth

[ossesso]

A prince. At least his goals were worthy, although the experience was slightly strange...almost a shame it ended in a morality lesson, I would have liked for him to have found his perfect Kingdom. Perhaps eventually.

For all that the Holiday spirit seems to entail, people often leave out the part where you find yourself in a financial bind come New

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[bulletserenade]

*smirk* You thought you were a prince.

Where's the fun in taking the wrapping paper off neatly? You're supposed to tear into presents!

[ossesso]

I did not, however, find my Symmetrical Queen sadly enough.

...Because it is not only a waste of paper, it creates a disorderly mess.

[bulletserenade]

Sorry to hear that. ...There's always Renge.

So you clean up the mess later, once you've had some fun unwrapping presents like you're supposed to.

[ossesso]

Don't even mention Renge. Cinderella punched me in the face. It wasn't pleasant.

And acting like a child? If you're going to create a mess and utterly ruin the packaging then do it out of my sight.

[bulletserenade]

Wow. For someone who is so reserved, you sure do manage to upset people a lot.

*weary sigh* You just need to lighten up and have some fun.

[ossesso]

I assure you, it isn't intended. I apparently befriend the wrong people to come out unscathed however.

And you need to mature and take things more seriously sometimes.

[bulletserenade]

You must draw troublemakers to you or something.

I can be mature when I want to be. You can't take everything so seriously, though, or you'll just be a spaz your entire life. Do you really want that?

[ossesso]

I wish I knew why so I could attempt to stop whatever it is that draws them.

"Spaz"? There's no need to be offensive.

[bulletserenade]

Maybe they can sense that you're wound up like a spring and are in need of some harassing.

I wasn't being offensive. See what I mean about you taking things too seriously?

[ossesso]

Well that's why you don't play around with springs! They spring back and hit you. I don't see how harassing me makes it any better.

It's a good thing to have a passion in life.

[bulletserenade]

Are you saying you're gonna hit me now? After all I've done for you? For shame, Kid. I had thought you were a better man than that.

Passion is wonderful. Being a total unhinged nutcase is not.

[ossesso]

You're making my reasoning for it even more valid. At least I'm a man and not a child.

If "spazz" wasn't insulting, what do you call that?

[bulletserenade]

((Ohhh Kid, look what you've done.))

You think I'm a child? I may be a little younger than you, but I'm more of a man than you'll ever be!

"Spaz" isn't an insult, unless you're too sensitive. Which apparently you are. What a surprise.

[ossesso]

[[see, this is were the "enemies" part of "frenemies" comes out. Rawr-hiss.]]

Are you now? Shooting at things for kicks and dressing like a Space Cowboy simply screams maturity.

I'm sorry, I believed we had moved past the petty name calling.

[bulletserenade]

You had just as much fun as I did when we were in the forest that day. Don't even try to deny it. You're just jealous because you don't have guns of your own! And even if you did, your skill wouldn't be anywhere near mine, so it's not like it matters!

It wasn't name calling until you made it that way. So while we're on the subject, I might as well take advantage of it! Nutcase! Freak!

Stripes!

Asymmetrical loser!

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[ossesso]

That's a ridiculous assumption, with your wild aim I'm surprised you hit as much as did through luck-

Asymmet [INSERT SPUTTERING HERE] Just who do you think you're calling asymmetrical, bastar-