eleventh [fairytale]

[ossesso]

Oh this is simply ridiculous, I knew all the blather about 600 hundreds years is plenty was poppycock Aren't these kingdoms supposed to become closer to perfection as I move on? This place has regressed 800 years. what a mismatched hovel, I'm going to need to speak to the management.

[He starts to fiddle with a golden ring on his finger and mutter

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[magicbloomers]

*CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC*

[ossesso]

I really haven't got the time, if you wouldn't mind just skipping this part.

[magicbloomers]

*appears, minus the cloud of sparkles*

Don't you have any proper appreciation for a magical entrance?

[ossesso]

When I've found my eternity of symmetry, perhaps we can arrange a do over. I'm sorry, have we met?

[magicbloomers]

Don't you think you'd have remembered if you'd met a magical wish granting fairy godmother before?

[ossesso]

Depends on the wish, I suppose. What is your experience in fixing or otherwise providing magical transportation items?

1/2

[magicbloomers]

Oh, plenty! I can do your magic carriages, flying carpets, dream world teleportations, all that good stuff.

2/2

[magicbloomers]

But um...I hate to say this, but you do know you're the handsome prince, right? I can't grant wishes for you, that's not how it works.

But I did have a different idea, to help with your symmetry thingy!

[ossesso]

What do you mean you can't grant my wishes, they're just as valid-

Go on.

1/2

[magicbloomers]

That's just the way magic works! There's a different role you have to play, it's not like you have to get ready for a ball!

Speaking of which...

2/3

[magicbloomers]

I can give you directions to the blue kingdom! You just have to do me a little favor...

[magicbloomers]

And sweep Cinderella off her feet!

Make it really romantic, too! I'm talking ~*~Happily Ever After~*~ romantic, okay?

1/5

[ossesso]

what

2/5

[ossesso]

Can you see what she's done to my face

3/5

[ossesso]

her face is just as terrible

4/5

[ossesso]

I can't look at her for an entire night, let alone withstand her beatings