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[ossesso]

GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF! don't you damn birds have any respect for DON'T EAT THAT!

[unintelligible angry noises here] ...!

asldkja- TURKEYS.

[[Kid'll be running around trying to chase turkeys off his "work," although probably most of the monsters are 3/4ths of his height. He can be Death of Turkeys if he likes. B|]]

Comments

[magicbloomers]

Kid are you--

Awww, it looks like they like you~ ♥

[ossesso]

They don't like me they like ruining the-

[Whips around and shoots a withering glance at a turkey that's pecking at his leg]

[magicbloomers]

*giggles and picks up that particular turkey*

Don't worry, little guy! He's not really mad, he's just shy.

[ossesso]

[Eyes Mister Future Giblets there] Look what they've done-

It's a complete mess. [Points to MFG.] And it's this creature's doing.

[magicbloomers]

We could probably train them not to do that anymore! After all, look how pretty their tail feathers are, I'm sure they understand decoration really well.

[ossesso]

...I'm not looking to train the turkeys, I merely want them off the landscaping.

I don't believe they understand much of anything Trucy. They don't even run in the correct direction.

[magicbloomers]

I should introduce this one to the turkeys I've been working with. He can be, um, Jebidiah Goodgobbler.

[ossesso]

Jebidiah Goodgo-

I take it this has to do with your dressing the turkeys up as pilgrims plan?

[magicbloomers]

Pilgrims and indians, yes! Providence Goodgobbler can't be alone for the first Thanksgiving.

[ossesso]

Why am I feeling sorry for the birds ...I cannot lie and say I'm not looking forward to seeing you attempt to get these things to actually cooperate.

[magicbloomers]

You will! One of the cooks is helping me make Thanksgiving dinner. You'll come, right?

[ossesso]

Of course, I'd be delighted to come.

As long as I don't have to sit next to..Providence, was it?

[magicbloomers]

Of course! Working out the seating arrangement to avoid anything awkward is a Thanksgiving tradition!

[ossesso]

I'm sure it will be enjoyable, turkey guests or no.