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[ossesso]

Jr, I have decided to move past our rather rocky first meeting and have come up with a solution to your issue. I'm sure we can make this relatively painless.

As traumatized as I'm sure many of you still are considering the recent events, this is no excuse to continue to walk through the landscaping plots surrounding the Apartments - setting fire,

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Oh, you're not dead. That's good!

I don't think I have an issue, but... what the heck, I'm willing to hear you out. Just don't spurt blood all over the place again, okay? I don't have any money for new clothes.

[ossesso]

Let us simply not mention that unfortunate turn of events

You certainly have an...issue. Your head is completely asymmetrical. I have obtained some items and I believe we can fix this predicament however. I would just need to take some measurements and draw up a diagram-

[bulletserenade]

My head? I don't think my head is the problem. Besides, if you want to talk about asymmetrical heads, maybe you should take my advice from last time and look in the mirror. *smirks a bit, unable to resist baiting Kid*

Items? Measurements? I don't think I like where this is going.

[ossesso]

That one earring throws off the entire thing, and I do not like this topic of conversation let us please move on

[He pulls out a variety of things, including a tape measure which he unfurls with a snap.] I assure you the results will be beyond perfection.

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I told you, I like the earring. I think it's cool. I still don't know why I only have one, but my other ear isn't pierced, so it must be this way for a reason.

[Jr. watches Kid pull out the various instruments with a growing sense of unease. He beings to back away slowly.]

That being said, I'd like to keep things this way. Thanks for the offer, but I'm gonna have to decline. Sorry, pal.

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[ossesso]

Perhaps you simply forgot, or were halfway through piercing your ears when you arrived but I doubt an earring can have any less significance if you have a matching set-

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[ossesso]

Refusal is simply not an option, Jr., I'm afraid. [Going to attempt to measure Jr.'s head now IN YOUR SPACE]

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Hey, you're... serious, aren't you?!

[Jr. goes from backing away slowly to full out running.]

This was kind of funny at first, but I'm not laughing anymore. If I decide to get the other ear pierced, you're not gonna be the one to do it! Back off, I'm warning you!

[ossesso]

...!

GET BACK HERE, I PROMISE THIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY NECESSARY [Chase~!]

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...?

One of those voices was familiar...

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[Jr. glances behind him to see Kid giving chase. He puts on an extra burst of speed and runs a few paces ahead. He then stops suddenly, reaching behind him to draw two guns and aim them at Kid.]

I'm serious. I'm not playing anymore. You're not piercing my ear, got it?!

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[ossesso]

[Looking ever so slightly deadly with that tape measure (and is that a needle?)] I would suggest you not chall-

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[ossesso]

[...

sparkles] Uwwwooooaaahhh beautiful!

[bulletserenade]

W-wait... what!?

[Jr. lowers the raised guns a bit, completely surprised by Kid's reaction. Then he smiles proudly, overjoyed at the chance to finally show off a bit.]

Yeah, they're pretty cool, aren't they? I wish I could remember more about them.

[He poses with the guns, right hand over left, grinning like a kid on Christmas morning. He has also momentarily forgotten that seconds ago, Kid was about to forcefully pierce his ear.]

[ossesso]

[Positively fawning over the matching guns now, completely distracted from his former crusade]

Aaaah- Stunning, in one of my few memories I saw a pair of guns, so beautiful~

[Completely caught up in the symmetrical rapture of those guns, practically drooling]

A shame I seem not to have come with mine - if they were even mine - You're quite lucky, Jr. I assume you know how to use them properly? So perfect