shallow dick

[osoro]

hey, my friend anthony said I was a shallow dick and he hates people like me because i like flings only because i won't date someone for 5 years. This is what I wrote to him. I guess people aren't as nice as you think they are

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[rod_pipe]

It's ok Dan. Your friend seems to be one of those, "Everything has to be a certain way" type of people. I had a friend like that. I use the word "had", because I shanked him in the side with a long shard of glass wrapped in glass (so I wouldn't cut my hands, duhh). I whispered to him: "Like slipping into a nice warm bath.." as I laid him down, and watched him pass away.

The moral of this story... Do what you do, man. There's no shame in your game. Like it's gonna take 5 years for a guy to put a ring on your finger anyway... psh, it'd take you like 9 months to dickmotyze a guy enough to propose. 'Cause you're too sexy.

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[osoro]

you actually stabed a guy ith a shank? How could you cover glass with more glass?

[rod_pipe]

yes I stabbed a guy with a shard of glass. I meant to say I wrapped the glass in masking tape, so it wouldn't cut me. :-)

WHy?

[osoro]

why did you do that? Thats not a nice thing to do to someone.

[rod_pipe]

I'm sooo kidding, baby boy, calm down. lol. I wouldn't really shank someone. But I did kick someone in the stomach until their lips turned blue when I was younger. But nowadays I'm a lover, not a fighter. Want me to prove it? ;-)

ooh

[osoro]

okay, good boy. don't be a killer.

Re: ooh

[rod_pipe]

"don't be a killer." says the boy with the blood drippin' down his face... I'm far too in love with life to ever do anything that might jeopardize my freedom. So when should I call you?

Re: ooh

[osoro]

uhm...since finals are this week, i'll be kinda busy. I'm thinking wednesday.