This is cool!
Well, cool for me.
I drive an "emergency" vehicle every day because of the volunteer work that I do so it's easily identifiable (I can't hide very well and everybody knows what I do).
That being said.... this morning driving to work I was on the highway sitting in traffic drinking my coffee, having a smoke and kinda just vegetating. Every night I set my automatic coffee pot to brew my coffee so that all I have to do is put the sugar and chemicals in a styrofoam cup and put a on cover then I'm good to go. This vehicle is a Chevy Suburban and its not the smoothest ride.... coffee sometimes gets spilled. Well, of course, the coffee splashes and pours down the side of the cup like it always does and I do what I always do..... lick the sides of the cup to clean the mess. Now I think that I've done a pretty good job cleaning and I look to the car on the left of me. A beautiful young woman (mid thirties) is looking at me with her lips pursed for a second then with a giant smile she gives me a big thumbs up and fans herself with her hand. Of course I giggled and kept my eye on the road. The traffic was so that we weren't next to each other another time. I got off the highway and went to work with a smile.
I guy my age, forty seven, doesn't usually get a second glance. I mean, I don't consider myself gruesome but I'm no pretty boy if you know what I mean. I'm kinda rough around the edges.... still got all my hair though. I'm OK and OK doesn't get second glances. So this woman lifted my spirit for today... probably a couple of days.
I'm at my office now. I have a Bose clock radio on the credenza behind my desk with a local rock radio station playing constantly. Not very loud, just some nice AC/DC, Metallica background music. The woman that I hear every day but not really pay attention to is talking. She's talking about a guy in an "emergency" vehicle that she saw on the way to work that was caressing his cup of coffee with his tongue and how it made her squirm in her seat. How she imagined his tongue working her like that. How she wished that she was the object that was being cleaned by him and how much she was being turned on by this.
Jeez, I was licking my coffee cup! But then I thought about her working on a lollipop and I came to my senses. She gave out the phone number to the station and said that she would love to hear from this guy..... I just sat and thought that it would be better if we didn't talk.
For the next hour or two I had been listening to all these guys calling in and claiming to be the "coffee cup licker". I am amused and flattered but I feel bad that I didn't call. Not because I would ever want to get together.... I am ecstatically happily married. I just kinda feel badly that she made such a big deal about this and reached out but got no reply.
Should I call, thank her for the boost in self esteem and tell her that I'm married?
Or.... should I send her a rose in a coffee cup?
I drive an "emergency" vehicle every day because of the volunteer work that I do so it's easily identifiable (I can't hide very well and everybody knows what I do).
That being said.... this morning driving to work I was on the highway sitting in traffic drinking my coffee, having a smoke and kinda just vegetating. Every night I set my automatic coffee pot to brew my coffee so that all I have to do is put the sugar and chemicals in a styrofoam cup and put a on cover then I'm good to go. This vehicle is a Chevy Suburban and its not the smoothest ride.... coffee sometimes gets spilled. Well, of course, the coffee splashes and pours down the side of the cup like it always does and I do what I always do..... lick the sides of the cup to clean the mess. Now I think that I've done a pretty good job cleaning and I look to the car on the left of me. A beautiful young woman (mid thirties) is looking at me with her lips pursed for a second then with a giant smile she gives me a big thumbs up and fans herself with her hand. Of course I giggled and kept my eye on the road. The traffic was so that we weren't next to each other another time. I got off the highway and went to work with a smile.
I guy my age, forty seven, doesn't usually get a second glance. I mean, I don't consider myself gruesome but I'm no pretty boy if you know what I mean. I'm kinda rough around the edges.... still got all my hair though. I'm OK and OK doesn't get second glances. So this woman lifted my spirit for today... probably a couple of days.
I'm at my office now. I have a Bose clock radio on the credenza behind my desk with a local rock radio station playing constantly. Not very loud, just some nice AC/DC, Metallica background music. The woman that I hear every day but not really pay attention to is talking. She's talking about a guy in an "emergency" vehicle that she saw on the way to work that was caressing his cup of coffee with his tongue and how it made her squirm in her seat. How she imagined his tongue working her like that. How she wished that she was the object that was being cleaned by him and how much she was being turned on by this.
Jeez, I was licking my coffee cup! But then I thought about her working on a lollipop and I came to my senses. She gave out the phone number to the station and said that she would love to hear from this guy..... I just sat and thought that it would be better if we didn't talk.
For the next hour or two I had been listening to all these guys calling in and claiming to be the "coffee cup licker". I am amused and flattered but I feel bad that I didn't call. Not because I would ever want to get together.... I am ecstatically happily married. I just kinda feel badly that she made such a big deal about this and reached out but got no reply.
Should I call, thank her for the boost in self esteem and tell her that I'm married?
Or.... should I send her a rose in a coffee cup?