LOLZ @ FRIENDZ
I feel like this weekend highly deserves a post. It was ridiculous. For starters I've done some pretty dumb things while I have been drunk that a really regret so I made a deal with Jacob to stop drinking. This was a sober weekend for me.
Let's see...on friday night Cici, a tolerable girl, came to stay in Trebic with me. We met up with Trev and Lauren, who is LBAG which stands for (lauren blew a guy) at Zlaty Lev where everybody started drinking and I had a presu. A couple of guys walk in and we think we hear them speaking english, and Cici gets the courage to go up and talk to them. TURNS OUT there is a fleet of British Air Force guys in Trebic. They come over and in a British accent say...
" Elo, what the el are you doin in this shit ole?" "We've got a couple a blokes over at the Titanic club, why dont you join us?"
So we go on over, and their buying everybody drinks non stop. Then the strippers and table dancers come out, and trev sure does have a good time (he got a lap dance). Apparently they are leaving at 6 in the am, and it is currently 4 am, so I pull Cici out and we go home. I tell Lauren and Trev to be sure and get home. BUT>>>>
We called Lauren bright and early the next morning, and guess where she is?? A hotel room where she slept with a 30 yr old British Air Force guy AND took the money for the maid in the morn.
CLASSIC!
The next day Aussie Lauren comes into to Trebic to hang out with us kids. We go out to a birthday where she party fouls and spills a beer, so we ditch that joint and head on down to Gollum. She precedes to excessivly drink and start to hook up with Trev. Trev takes her to the bathroom, and mid hook up she vomits everywhere. Cici cleans her up because I can't deal with that stuff, and we let the two Laurens go home together to bond in their own special way.
I also got to go to a zoo where bats and sloths rome free.
I'm glad to be smart.
Let's see...on friday night Cici, a tolerable girl, came to stay in Trebic with me. We met up with Trev and Lauren, who is LBAG which stands for (lauren blew a guy) at Zlaty Lev where everybody started drinking and I had a presu. A couple of guys walk in and we think we hear them speaking english, and Cici gets the courage to go up and talk to them. TURNS OUT there is a fleet of British Air Force guys in Trebic. They come over and in a British accent say...
" Elo, what the el are you doin in this shit ole?" "We've got a couple a blokes over at the Titanic club, why dont you join us?"
So we go on over, and their buying everybody drinks non stop. Then the strippers and table dancers come out, and trev sure does have a good time (he got a lap dance). Apparently they are leaving at 6 in the am, and it is currently 4 am, so I pull Cici out and we go home. I tell Lauren and Trev to be sure and get home. BUT>>>>
We called Lauren bright and early the next morning, and guess where she is?? A hotel room where she slept with a 30 yr old British Air Force guy AND took the money for the maid in the morn.
CLASSIC!
The next day Aussie Lauren comes into to Trebic to hang out with us kids. We go out to a birthday where she party fouls and spills a beer, so we ditch that joint and head on down to Gollum. She precedes to excessivly drink and start to hook up with Trev. Trev takes her to the bathroom, and mid hook up she vomits everywhere. Cici cleans her up because I can't deal with that stuff, and we let the two Laurens go home together to bond in their own special way.
I also got to go to a zoo where bats and sloths rome free.
I'm glad to be smart.