house arrest
so yeah i'm on house mother fuckin arrest.
why?
because i'm a B-B-B-B-baddass!
lol nahh i'm jst a dumb fuck dat can't hang.
itz not my fault tho!
i'm a light weight :]
so heres da story.......
i got shit faced drunk...couldn't walk...so my friends had a brillant idea of putting me in a shopping cart
[[since how they didn't wanna carry my fat-ass]]
da copps stooped us.
& took us in for questioning LMFAO!
& since how i was drunk & under age.
they arrested me =/
& was charged 4 disturbing da peace & underage drinking.
they took me home & my mom almost killed me :D
now i'm in LOCKDOWN.
can't do anythin!
thats y i'm online all day :]
TRUE STORY.
why?
because i'm a B-B-B-B-baddass!
lol nahh i'm jst a dumb fuck dat can't hang.
itz not my fault tho!
i'm a light weight :]
so heres da story.......
i got shit faced drunk...couldn't walk...so my friends had a brillant idea of putting me in a shopping cart
[[since how they didn't wanna carry my fat-ass]]
da copps stooped us.
& took us in for questioning LMFAO!
& since how i was drunk & under age.
they arrested me =/
& was charged 4 disturbing da peace & underage drinking.
they took me home & my mom almost killed me :D
now i'm in LOCKDOWN.
can't do anythin!
thats y i'm online all day :]
TRUE STORY.