Title: Truth
Author: oskalaboska
'Verse: Bleach
Claim: Hitsugaya Toushirou/ Kurosaki Ichigo
Rating: umm... PG-13
Warnings/Spoiler: Not really.
Disclaimer: If I own a Hitsugaya keychain and poster, that is all.
Summary: Turning down a girl is not suppose to be this embarassing
Table: Fantasy: #7: Damsel in Distress
AN: No Beta so please point out any mistakes. Written for
mission_insaneWord Count: 465 (not quite ficlet)
"What's so funny" the teen shouts over the loud continuous laughter of companions.
"I'm sorry, Ichigo' Rangiku's says, trying but failing to subdue her laughter "But you could have thought of a more believable way to let the poor girl down."
"Is it hard to believe that I'm dating someone?" Ichigo says, glaring at the redhead and bald man still on the floor gasping for air after laughing so hard.
"Actually, yes." replies Rukia, not moving from her spot on the roof's edge since the girl's confession. She takes another sip juice. "You know if you didn't like her all you had to do was say so."
"Yes, lying that way is so ugly after all the lovely things she said about you."
At this remark from the pretty shinigami, Renji,Ikkaku, and Rangiku -who finally stopped laughing- burst out with another round as they simultaneously remember the girl's "Ode to my Strawberry" poem.
Ichigo, whose scowling face was starting to rival they fruit, hung his head in shame.
"What seems to be the problem here?"
"Taichou....taichou..." Matsumoto starts but can't seem to keep from laughing. Rukia, after a few deep breaths tries to finish.
"Well, this girl" giggle "from another class" snorts "came and tried to confess to Ichigo...and."
"What lovely hair that stands out like a beautiful beacon of love" Renji quotes a part of a poem in a falsetto voice causing another peal of laughter.
Toushirou, giving the group his usual scowl, shakes his head at their idiocy.
"But Hitsugaya-taichou, that's not the worst part. He lied and told her that he was already dating someone" Yumi states looking at the guilty party like he was dirt. At this, a white eyebrow hitched upward.
"But he wasn't lying." Toushirou simple states, shocking the little group into silence. He then turns and heads towards Ichigo. The taller boy, who had previously been immersed in his own misery, looked up in time to have his mouth covered by the short captain.
The kiss left nothing to the imagination. Toushirou had his fingers deep into Ichigo's orange colored hair and apparently had his tongue deep into the crouched boy's mouth -- which later after much fortifying alchol Matsumoto would remark that she wondered how long her taichou's tongue was-- and Ichigo's moan told of how well he was enjoying himself
After two part for desperately needed air, Toushirou pulled his flush faced boyfriend into a standing position and remined him that the bell would ring in the next 5 minutes. Ichigo, still in a slight haze, nodded in agreement and mutely followed the shorter boy down the stairs.
And as the door shut with a slight thud, the first crack of brain leakage could be heard from the still, slack jawed group of shinigami.