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A ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small town and sees a welshman sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.

Ventriloquist: "Hey, good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?"

Welshman: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid cunt."

Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

The Welshman is shocked!

Ventriloquist: "Is this man your owner?" pointing at the welshman

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

The welshman can't believe his ears!

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

welshman: "Horse doesn't talk either."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "No worries."

The welshman's mouth is agape.

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the welshman?

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

The welshman is TOTALLY amazed!

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

welshman: "The sheep's a liar."