What a weekend! It's Wednesday, and I'm still recuping from all the driving and everything. Unfortunately, I'm too lazy to really update this, so I'm just going to post my most recent newsletter. If you already subsribe, don't bother reading it again, but if you don't yet have a subscription, check it out and if you like it, you should subscribe. It's really easy, just send an email to DarkPrince920@Yahoo.com with "Subscribe" in the header and that's it. Nothing more to it than that! But alright, as they say, "On with the show!!"
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
- Anonymous
Seven Swords of Osirus
1. O - News
2. . Upcoming Dates and Appearances
3. Hitlist
4. Joke/Story of the Week
1. O - News
Greetings amigos! Another week has gone by and it's time for another edition of Seven Swords.
It's been a busy weekend as yours truly has been logging miles, kicking butts, and taking names. After disposing of Alex Chamberlain on Friday night, I had my big challenge on Saturday in Medway, Maine. I had to defend my NWH Maine State Title against Marcus Hall in a no time limit match. Last time he and I met up we went to a 20 minute draw, so this time we had to have a winner. In the time since our last bout, Marcus was able to beat Sonny Roselli for the NWH Heavyweight Title, but his belt was not on the line in this match. Marcus and I picked up right where we left off from the last time, and that's brawling. Marcus and I laid into each other with vicious shots and I was able to take the upper hand using my speed and quickness. The advantage was exchanged throughout the match as Marcus was able to outmuscle me at various points. The action went hot and heavy throughout the whole thing with both of us trying to outdo the other. I kicked out of Marcus's finisher twice, and Marcus then kicked out of the FINAL FLASH on two occasions, things just broke down. After around 25 minutes of action, neither of us could take it anymore. We just started beating the crap out of each other. The ref made the mistake of trying to get between us and break us up, and he ended up getting laid out for his efforts. The match was ruled a double disqualification, and the locker room was sent to try and break things up. Once we were seperated, I grabbed the mic and made the challenge of all challenges. Next time we meet up in Medway, it's going to be title for title in a 30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH!! Finally, there will be a sure winner and I will prove just who the better man is.
The next day, I made my debut for the debuting Revival Championship Wrestling. I was set to take on Sinna Bite in a one on one match up. It ended up being 3 on 1 as he had both of his managers, Della Morte and Lady Beth out with him. Sinna Bite seemed to have some sort of unnatural powers, as no matter what I hit him with, he kept coming at me. He was able to overpower me early on, but I outsmarted him and used my speed to my advantage. I hit him with just about everything I had and couldn't keep him down. I locked the BTK on him, and it barely even fazed him. I was thinking about throwing on the LIGHTS OUT, but before I could get it on, I was distracted by Lady Beth and he again took advantage. Finally, I had had enough and just started laying punches into the demonlike Sinna Bite. I hit him with the SUPERMAN CLOTHESLINE, a back elbow, and then THE BEST DAMN DROPKICK IN THE BUSINESS!! AND HE STILL WOULDN'T STAY DOWN! FINE, it was time for the FINAL FLASH!! 1-2- AND HE KICKED OUT!! I stalked him and hit him with ANOTHER FINAL FLASH! He started getting up, so I kicked him down and NAILED THE ROLLING THUNDER for the 3 count.
I thought my night was over after the win, but while I was in the back watching the show, I saw something that bothered me. Violet Flame had just beaten Della Morte in their match, so Della Morte, Lady Beth, and Sinna Bite attacked Violet Flame. I'm sorry, but I can't stand for men putting their hands on women. I ran down to the ring and ran the ghostly trio away. Sinna Bite, I kicked your ass once, but if you needed more, you just had to ask. As long as I'm around, no one will put their hands on a woman.
My night still wasn't over yet, as later on in the show, a brawl erupted in the ring, between Ethan De Sade, Damien “Pitbull” Vachon and "The American Rockstar" CJ Summers. Management needed help breaking apart the brawl, so I ran to the ring in my street clothes just hoping to help out. Well, all of a sudden, they decided to turn things into a battle royal to determine the first ever RCW Heavyweight Champion. I was pretty tired from my action earlier, but figured it'd be cool to get a chance to win the heavyweight title. Unfortunately, Lady Beth pulled my foot from under the ropes thus causing me to be eliminated. Oh well. Fred Curry ended up winning the battle royal and the title, and some fans have stated interest in seeing me against Curry. We'll see what happens the next time they run.
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2. Upcoming Dates and Appearances
Here's a listing of where to see Osirus whooping ass in July. For a complete listing of show dates and times, check out the schedule page on my website (www.osirus1.com) and make sure to get your butts to the shows. And as always, BRING YOUR SIGNS!!!
Friday July 22, 2005 NWA-New England (www.nenwa.com) Independence 2
Ringside Entertainment Complex 1760B Revere Beach Parkway Everett, MA with an 8:00PM Bell Time - Osirus will be involved in an X Division Challenge Match. This one should be pretty damn exciting, so be sure to be there!
Saturday July 30, 2005 New World Wrestling (www.newworldwrestling.com) Stone and Steel Metal Festival
Bellingham Sportsman Club 360 Lake Street Bellingham, MA with a 12:00PM Bell Time - There'll be live bands, live wrestling action, food, booze, and all types of madness. Osirus will be taking on Nocturne and "Toxic" Tommy Knoxville (the NWW Cruiserweight Champion) in a 3 way dance for the NWW Cruiserweight Title.
3. Hit List
Last issue, I said I'd be bringing back the Hit List and here it is. For those that don't know, the Hit List is a listing of wrestlers that I would like to get my hands on. It's interesting, I was reviewing the list and most of the people that were on the original list have been ducking me and I haven't been able to get my hands on them. In fact, the only person to step up was Jason Rumble. We met in a one on one match up and unfortunately he was able to get the best of me. We met a second time in a four way match up, and just when I had the advantage, Louis Ortiz took me out. So, number one on the list is Jason Rumble. I really haven't been able to show that I'm on his level yet, and damn it I know that I am! Rumble, I know you're in charge of the NWA-NE booking committee, and I know that you've purposely put me in matches where I couldn't get my hands on you. Last NWA-NE show, we were supposed to be in a 4way match, but you took yourself out, knowing that I would've taken your title. Now this upcoming show, you put me in an X Division Challenge, hoping that will keep me off of your heels. Well, it won't. Jason, I'm coming for you. And one of these days I will get my hands on you, and I don't even care about your NWA World Jr Heavyweight Title. I just want to beat you and show the world that not only am I on your level, but I'm THAT MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!
4. Joke/Story of the Week
GREAT TRUTHS
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the joy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, ! but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love"
she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She turns to her husband and says.....
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself".
He thinks about it for a bit and then says
"well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight"