Happy Bday Sa-Lut!
Okay, for all those dumbasses out there, this is only a story I made up ( like most things in my filfhy little mind!) This material is no suited for those under the age of eight-teen. Please Leave if this offends you by clicking on the following link: www.fatpussy.com b/c thats what you are... A FAT PUSSY!
SUSIA'S DAY OUT!!!
Dis Estoree beh-geens wif dis domb ass esalut! Dat Eses name is PERRA!
Well, Leh mee finish eh, ight stupeh! O, ho on gurl, I need tu cha mah colo
Ight, Mush betta. So yah,m dis stupid slut Rosa, is like always swearin she a tough beach ! Dis bitch sucks a dickm with her motha fuckin pinkee up. I aint lyin LUKE For yo self!
She suck , she aint no wat tu du! .....hot-up gurl, I need to change mah colour aga!
Ight. Back again. So yeah , dis bitch Rosa, She be like fuckin all da guyz N sheet! Bro, She like, She like , I swear bro, She like fuckin lives with a dick in her mouf , even whe she fuckin eets yo!
Dat slut is crahyzee! She even closes her eyes when she eats and pictures chee's fuckin suckin on one yo!
Dats her fuckin fag best friend next to her. Dat nigguh slurps da dick!
Ight, well dis bitch is nasssssssstee! She once sneezed a bunch ah cum whilez we werez all eeten yo!
She make Paris look like Jessica Impson! But bro, look bro, not only did she like sneeze dat nasty cum out of her motha fuckin noze, she fuckin made dis kid eet it. She de-int even no him. She wa like " Eg, JEw, com eer! I haf sot-ting fo jew and jew betta foquein eet et, becos i make you bite my fish eyes awwf my toez N sheet!"
Man , dat poor kid had to sit infron of dem an eet dat sheet!
Bro, dat poor kid was stroggolin ey! She was like...dat fat kid from Matilda...but dis kid look like the fat kid was eetin him!
I felt bahd for him , homes! He died when he finished. ....nah homes I'm just keeden!!! Turns out she fuckin tricked us yo! She's so poor dat fo haloween, her trick is her treat! But bro, man, dis kid was like all over her when he was done eetin his own sheet!
She pretended to ,play hard to get! Den dey started doin da nastee! N Let me tell jo az sut-en, dat shit was mad nastey homes! I felt like throwing up ey!
IT was sooooooo nastee, I could feel mah bawls kickin themselves! She wah like, sokin hees dik like crayze, like if it were goin tu run out of fashion, taste and spoim! Dis kid was like lookin up da hole tym when she fokin rubbed his falls yo!
I didn't see any life in his eyes yo! Den dat poor kid exploded! CUM WAS EVERY WHERE YO!
ESPECIALLY ON HER FAG EY! HE looked like bruice Welles jumpin at dat shit , dat shit was crahyzee! It got into my eyes N shit !
LOOK AT DIS!
Nap kin anee won? I couldn't hear sheet yo , dat lil kids shit got all over mah ears homes!
QUE ASCO!!! Oh but dat girl was going crahyzee in dat ground-0 cum site....She looked like a bestia!
"aye , yoommee!" Che seh! Chee was lowin et !
just like a jew in a bank! But she was also goin crazy when she ran out too yo !
Crahyzee lil bitch! ....She later on OD-ed on Cum that night....they found a bunch of semen in her tummy, doctors say she drowend in her like sleep!
Dis has been a "Love Beard and Perra Story time presentation"....UNTIL Next time , kiddo's!
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