[First Scream - Arrival] [Audio]

[osilentlamb]

Where the hell am I? I'd ask if this was a prank, but calling kidnapping a federal officer a 'prank' is pushing it.

Look, let me go, give me my weapons back, and I'm sure we can negotiate so this ends well for everyone. Otherwise, you're going to end up with a very sticky situation and a helluva long prison sentence, d'you understand?

Could it be...

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[hatesallmen]

Federal officer...?

[Whistles.]

They really will bring anyone here.

[osilentlamb]

Not quite anyone, I'm willing to bet.

[hatesallmen]

I dunno. They've brought a few real pieces of work. Captain doesn't seem to have much sense like that.

[osilentlamb]

Interesting.

Maybe we can hope for a suicide...

[hatesallmen]

Can't hope for anything. People come back when they die here.

[osilentlamb]

...What?

Hell, y'know what? I'm not even going to ask.

Maybe this place is just a hallucination...

[hatesallmen]

If it is, it's sure a convincing one.

[osilentlamb]

But if this is a hallucination, of course you'll say that, because the mind wants to stay trapped in the delusion, and will do anything to do so.

[hatesallmen]

Naw, I'm pretty sure this place is so shitty that even the mind wouldn't want to stay here.

[osilentlamb]

Point taken. But does that make the situation better or worse, knowing it's all real?

[hatesallmen]

I dunno. At least if it's real it means I'm not crazy.

[osilentlamb]

I'm starting to think I'd rather be crazy than trapped someplace like this for real.