Dear Perkin's Host,
Just so you know I'm not retarded. If you would have given me some sort of response I would not have had to talk to you through hand gestures. Plus, I know a lot of people that hold up the number of people that will be with their party. I understand if you were intimidated by our hottness, we probably just lowered your self esteem 59 points last night.
You are lucky I was drunk. You are lucky I wasn't overly drunk. I should have complained. Why couldn't we have someone sit in the aisle? Why must you be that kid on the playground that tells on us for smoking behind the twirlie slide?
P.S. You're hair was gay. And not in the so sexy homo-fag way but in the serial killer-sexually oppressed way.
Sincerely,
Your greatful patrion
Ok now that the rant about the perkins man is over. He really pissed me off. He was just so rude and I'm pretty sure we call could have punched his face off.
Last night we went out with Kevin and Keisha and their friend Foff to Ames. It was so much fun! I think everyone got along really well. It's hard for me to find females that I really can get along with because I'm a snotty bitch but she seemed really cool. We weren't as cool as the chick who appeared to take her panties off during the lame nu-metal act that everyone seemed to looooooooove, but who is?
It kind of creeped me out how well Kevin and Tim got along together. It shows that I really go for the same type of guy. It was nice to see Tim find someone he really does get along with here. I mean there is Theo but Kevin and Tim just really clicked. Kevin kept telling me I found a good one and that he really liked this guy. That makes me happy. I forgot how much fun we have together. And Keisha was quite but I think we could get into some trouble with each other she's a really cool girl.
On that note, who acts like that? Really am I and my friends just the outsiders of the female race? Who really dances like a stripper and wears business casualwear to a show? Oh and she had one of those lame huuuuuuuge sequine purses. Don't get me wrong I love some obnioxous sequines but these were just not...I want to say tasteful but come on sequines are tasteful to begin with.
Man Ames is so far away from Mason. We didn't get home until like 4:30am. Why can't Mason be closer to them? Bah!
You are lucky I was drunk. You are lucky I wasn't overly drunk. I should have complained. Why couldn't we have someone sit in the aisle? Why must you be that kid on the playground that tells on us for smoking behind the twirlie slide?
P.S. You're hair was gay. And not in the so sexy homo-fag way but in the serial killer-sexually oppressed way.
Sincerely,
Your greatful patrion
Ok now that the rant about the perkins man is over. He really pissed me off. He was just so rude and I'm pretty sure we call could have punched his face off.
Last night we went out with Kevin and Keisha and their friend Foff to Ames. It was so much fun! I think everyone got along really well. It's hard for me to find females that I really can get along with because I'm a snotty bitch but she seemed really cool. We weren't as cool as the chick who appeared to take her panties off during the lame nu-metal act that everyone seemed to looooooooove, but who is?
It kind of creeped me out how well Kevin and Tim got along together. It shows that I really go for the same type of guy. It was nice to see Tim find someone he really does get along with here. I mean there is Theo but Kevin and Tim just really clicked. Kevin kept telling me I found a good one and that he really liked this guy. That makes me happy. I forgot how much fun we have together. And Keisha was quite but I think we could get into some trouble with each other she's a really cool girl.
On that note, who acts like that? Really am I and my friends just the outsiders of the female race? Who really dances like a stripper and wears business casualwear to a show? Oh and she had one of those lame huuuuuuuge sequine purses. Don't get me wrong I love some obnioxous sequines but these were just not...I want to say tasteful but come on sequines are tasteful to begin with.
Man Ames is so far away from Mason. We didn't get home until like 4:30am. Why can't Mason be closer to them? Bah!