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Feb 22, 2010 17:59

( Jirou )

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Email dashjuggler February 23 2010, 03:29:02 UTC

I'm going to main you one day, Yuushi. I won't kill you because Jirou actually likes having you around for godknows what reason, but I'll maim you so you'll never be able to walk again. Maybe I'll paralyze you. Yes. That sounds much bet

Thank you for the concern, but I fear it is already too late.

I'm here working with you lot, aren't I?

Shishido

(ooc: Strikes deleted)

Re: Email oshitarisensei February 23 2010, 03:44:54 UTC

Oh gosh, I have not yet gone blond, but I am beginning to notice the symptoms, thanks to your quick response. I emailed you, didn't I?

Won't you come down and help me find the immunization? I'm sure you'd love to stab me.

Oshitari

Re: Email dashjuggler February 23 2010, 03:56:03 UTC

... Yes. You did.

You have no idea how much I'd love to do that. Unfortunately, I'm busy.

Shishido

P.S. One more blond joke and I'm dying my hair red again.

Re: Email oshitarisensei February 23 2010, 04:09:01 UTC

Therein evidence of my boredom and path down the vortex of ignorance. It's like starving quicksand, dreaming for a lick of sense.

Did someone give you one of those keychains? "How to keep an idiot busy for hours: TURN THIS KEYRING OVER!"

Oshitari

Re: Email dashjuggler February 23 2010, 04:23:44 UTC

.. Still such a fucking romanticist, aren't you?

No. I gave one to Saitou once, though. It took him a few months of playing with it all day, every day to realize.

Shishido

Re: Email oshitarisensei February 23 2010, 04:28:38 UTC

Romantics get to do all the fucking.

Absorption is a wonderful thing, yes?

Oshitari

Re: Email dashjuggler February 23 2010, 04:43:24 UTC

Good for you.

And amusing as hell to watch.

Shishido

Re: Email oshitarisensei February 23 2010, 04:47:49 UTC

If a blond and a brunette fall out of a plane, which one hits the ground first?

Oshitari

Re: Email dashjuggler February 23 2010, 04:59:50 UTC

Right. That's it. I'm dying my hair tomorrow.

... What does this have to do with anything?

Shishido

Re: Email oshitarisensei February 23 2010, 05:01:43 UTC

The brunette, since the blond had to stop and ask for directions.

Hair color is always relevant,

Oshitari

Re: Email dashjuggler February 23 2010, 05:10:21 UTC

... Gekidasa.

How does hair colour make any difference?

Shishido

Re: Email oshitarisensei February 23 2010, 05:21:31 UTC

Shishido Cotton Tail.

You tell me, since you chose to dye it.

Oshitari

Re: Email dashjuggler February 23 2010, 05:28:45 UTC

Would you stop calling me that already?

I... just like the different colours. I get bored with staying one colour for long.

Shishido

Re: Email oshitarisensei February 23 2010, 05:34:23 UTC

You started it.

Be nice to your hair, lest it fall out with all that dye.

Oshitari

Re: Email dashjuggler February 23 2010, 05:36:40 UTC

How the hell did I start it?!

I am nice to my hair.

Shishido

Re: Email oshitarisensei February 23 2010, 05:44:02 UTC

I was telling you a joke and you called me dumb. Words can hurt, you know. I might just be tempted to take your advice and off myself with the nearest convenient object.

Bleach is not very nice.

Oshitari

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