No you can't have that, it's mine!
That is a better use for Popsicle sticks. More fun than shoving them down people's throats anyway.
YAYGUU-SENSEI. Mr. Darcy got so sad because his Princess (pink really does nothing for Shishido's skin) left him and Elizabeth said he was being too proud. I WRAPPED HIM UP IN BANDAGES BUT HE IS STILL SAD. SO I DREW A HAPPY FACE but he is still SAD.
Though I forgot how to read and that makes me depressed too. The world is such a vast place where bad things happen and I sat on my glasses. Ow. HEY ROOMMATES has anyone else noticed that most of us wear glasses. We should call our suite MEGANE WORLD, but I'm an imposter because I really don't neeeeed them. They just make me sexy. Like hot pants but made of glass.
Or I think I don't need them. Is that why the words are blurry when I try to read? I just thought I forgot hmmmmmmm. Oops, I spilled the cough drops. NOOOOO STRAWBERRY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE. WHY DO YOU ABANDON ME LIKE THIS?
Oh, 100 yen. I found it under my desk therefore it must be mine. Speaking of mine:
JIROU HONEY, I'M COMING TO KIDNAP YOU. I HAVE POPSICLE STICKS. And 100 yen, if I don't spend it along the way. I want to throw it at the fat woman with a really bad top. Why to people shop if they're just going to buy ugly things, really. People who buy ugly things should just hire someone to shop for them, as then the people who should shop are shopping and the people who buy ugly things will have beautiful things and everything in the world will be beautiful so Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy will be incandescently happy!!!!!!!!!!! Like Jack and Rose should have been. Stupid fucking iceburg. YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!
(ooc: Warning: Oshitari has had some hyper juice)