Science; Semester 2, Week 3
Teacher: Your sexual fantasy Suneku Orochimaru
Class: I think, this time it'll be Pornography Science (Sorry, Jiraiya, shouldn't try to steal your classes)
Periods: All
Classes: All
Orochimaru sighed in annoyance as he sat at the desk at the front of the science class. Joy of joys, he got to collect in a bunch of (probably below average) projects and mark them. He could hardly wait. Really.
Tapping his pen against the desk, he waited for the class to file in, standing up as the majority entered.
"I hope you all brought your projects for me, I've given you plenty of time to do them. I will be marking them." He began the lesson with his usual, almost silently hissed, never-explicit threatening. Golden orbs scanned the room, as Orochimaru mentally noted who wasn't here. "I'll collect them in now." And that was the cue for his precious students to begin lining up to hand them in.
Freshman:
- Human reproduction in comparison to other Mammals.
Sophomore:
- Heat transfer and energy loss. Equations - especially noting efficency.
Junior:
- The Ideal Gas Equation and Chemical Mechanisms.
Senior:
- Organic Chemistry, Environment, and Moments.
"Now," he began, as the excitement (worry) settled down. "We will be covering..."
Freshman: "...Gravity and equations relating to it."
Sophomores: "...We'll be starting to work with titration, which means that this lesson will be practical. Get your spaces prepared."
Juniors: "...Dissections. We'll be dissecting lungs today."
Seniors: "...Inorganic Chemistry. It will build upon the (supposed) skills you got last year."
Class: I think, this time it'll be Pornography Science (Sorry, Jiraiya, shouldn't try to steal your classes)
Periods: All
Classes: All
Orochimaru sighed in annoyance as he sat at the desk at the front of the science class. Joy of joys, he got to collect in a bunch of (probably below average) projects and mark them. He could hardly wait. Really.
Tapping his pen against the desk, he waited for the class to file in, standing up as the majority entered.
"I hope you all brought your projects for me, I've given you plenty of time to do them. I will be marking them." He began the lesson with his usual, almost silently hissed, never-explicit threatening. Golden orbs scanned the room, as Orochimaru mentally noted who wasn't here. "I'll collect them in now." And that was the cue for his precious students to begin lining up to hand them in.
Freshman:
- Human reproduction in comparison to other Mammals.
Sophomore:
- Heat transfer and energy loss. Equations - especially noting efficency.
Junior:
- The Ideal Gas Equation and Chemical Mechanisms.
Senior:
- Organic Chemistry, Environment, and Moments.
"Now," he began, as the excitement (worry) settled down. "We will be covering..."
Freshman: "...Gravity and equations relating to it."
Sophomores: "...We'll be starting to work with titration, which means that this lesson will be practical. Get your spaces prepared."
Juniors: "...Dissections. We'll be dissecting lungs today."
Seniors: "...Inorganic Chemistry. It will build upon the (supposed) skills you got last year."