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Профессор написал на доске:
Woman without her man is nothing.
И сказал классу: "Расставьте знаки препинания".
Все мужчины в классе написали:
Woman, without her man, is nothing.
Все женщины в классе написали:
Woman: without her, man is nothing.
И ещё два идентичных друг другу текста, с разными вариантами расстановки знаков:
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Dear Jack, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours? Jill
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Dear Jack I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men I yearn! For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Woman without her man is nothing.
И сказал классу: "Расставьте знаки препинания".
Все мужчины в классе написали:
Woman, without her man, is nothing.
Все женщины в классе написали:
Woman: without her, man is nothing.
И ещё два идентичных друг другу текста, с разными вариантами расстановки знаков:
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Dear Jack, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours? Jill
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Dear Jack I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men I yearn! For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?