Dead Kittens (Tezuka/Ryoma)

[spurious]

title: Dead Kittens
pairing: Tezuka/Ryoma
words: 222
rating: PG-13
summary: wherein Tezuka is still a teenage boy, even if he may look like he's 30.
notes: yeah, this is sort of weird. I'm probably on crack. but hey, might as well share, yeah? it's sort of run-on-y and switches tense a few times, but I don't think it would work any other way. No

Comments

[takewing]

Ooooh sexy. Minus the dead kittens. >.>

[spurious]

dude, if Ryoma knew about the kittens, buchou would be in a lot of trouble.

....not that Tezuka actually has any dead kittens. they are fully imaginary.

[takewing]

I can imagine it now...

"You think about dead kittens every time I say that?" Ryoma would ask in an incredulous monotone.

Tezuka would nod, not meeting Ryoma's eyes.

Ryoma would "hmph" and cross his arms defiantly. "I'll just have to stop saying it, then."

And Tezuka would go, "hvworhwo8upsehr0q9ufsrotghwpgiwp;ihr;o9ugslik Please don't."

XD

[spurious]

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[spurious]

♥!

[ell_dee]

Dead kittens?

*worries about the state of Tezuka's mind*

Not something really disgusting like Ryuzaki-Sensai naked?

Love this. It's what I think happens every time Ryoma says Buchou like that. Even if it's only what happens in my Tezuka's head.

[numisma]

Not something really disgusting like Ryuzaki-Sensai naked?

I would think he only wants to stop a hard-on, not vomit up his last meal ^_~

[spurious]

EXACTLY. *still traumatized*

[ell_dee]

Poor Ryuzaki. You know you're and old and ugly cartoon character when fangirls around the world think dead kittens are more attractive than you are.

[grasshopper]

alasdkjlasdkasdhgasdjkh

er. it is late and i am incoherent, but. the play on height and equality! and playing matches to bring things back to equilibrium!! yay!!!

♥♥

[spurious]

♥ :D :D