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Blaise Zabini/Theodore Nott.
I wrote this a while ago when I was thinking about my conceptions of Blaise and Theodore and how well they would fit together.
I dug this out because I recently looked at Adam Brody, who is my Theodore, and I remembered writing this.
In and Out
Out of everyone he knows, Theodore hates Blaise the least.
They aren't friends, by any means, but they have a beautifully symbiotic relationship. At least, that's how Theodore sees it.
Theodore's least favourite thing about other people is that they always expect you to talk to them. He constantly finds himself fishing for a topic of conversation, trying to find an excuse to run away to solitude. He isn't naturally a bastard, but he finds that it's the easiest way to drive people away.
When Blaise simply slams him up against the wall, shoving his tongue into Theodore's mouth, there's no talking needed, only stifled gasps and and incoherent moans. This, Theodore thinks, is a wonderful relationship. They both get off, no formalities, no emotions, no stupid smalltalk.
In and out, and it's over.
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