Dirty litterbox retaliation
This morning, my human finally changed the litter box. She'd not done so in many, many days. A dirty litterbox makes me very, very angry.
I exacted my revenge.
The human finished cleaning the litterbox and walked into the bathroom. After a minute or so, I followed her in. As expected, she picked me up to pet and coo over me - I am incredibly cute, after all. She petted me on the top of my head and then kissed me there, which always irritates me.
This time, she was the irritated one.
See, I used the litterbox after she left the litterbox room. When finished, I decided I needed to wash myself about the ears. Is it my fault that she doesn't like the taste of kitty litter and pee?
I didn't think so.
I exacted my revenge.
The human finished cleaning the litterbox and walked into the bathroom. After a minute or so, I followed her in. As expected, she picked me up to pet and coo over me - I am incredibly cute, after all. She petted me on the top of my head and then kissed me there, which always irritates me.
This time, she was the irritated one.
See, I used the litterbox after she left the litterbox room. When finished, I decided I needed to wash myself about the ears. Is it my fault that she doesn't like the taste of kitty litter and pee?
I didn't think so.