May 26, 2003 02:46
I am a mighty hunter.
I just killed a winged beast that was attacking the humans' boudoir!
Out of respect for the male human of the household, I made the kill on his pillow.
After I killed the fly, I dragged it onto the floor and devoured it.
Aaaah, the sweet, sweet taste of victory.
Next: killing one of those damned birds outside.