what did the blind man say when he was handed matzah? 'WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?!?!'
so, its that time again. yep, yearbook time. and like rachel said, its like killing us. they are tryin to torture us with the prospect of school ending...even though its not ending for another 3 weeks! (ughhhh i hope i make it)
Anyways, i, once again, did not order a yearbook because my mom said i would have to pay for it :-( which i really didnt ( Read more... )
Ok so no yearbook is complete without a prophesy of the future so here is your free 10 minute future hotline prediction and tea leave reading (49.99 plus tax):
Some day we will grow up and they will put our fantrashtic sketches of Napoleon Rico and Deb in the Luoeve in France (wherever that freaky mona lisa picture is) and people will wonder how long it took us to shade their upper lips. Oh yeah and your crazy good picture of the Dhali Lama will go in there too and people like those in our art class will ask , "Dude, whats a Dolly Llama? Wait you have a Llama Doll?" And when i am 27 i will fall in love with a jewish guy and convert... and when you are 35 and 1/2 you will make a grilled cheese that looks like the virgin mary, and you will become a johava's witness christian person that doesn't celebrate birthdays. And you will say the rosary every wednesday with micheal jordan's grandson. (Dont ask why... its just one of thse WTF moments)
And then you will suddenly adopt ms williams as your child and live far far away in Africa and wear that african mask that you drew in your water color. and you will marry some VERY conservative guy who will teach you how to me politically incorrect and incredibly OCD. (And i will marry the grandson of George W Bush and rule the world with him.... he will look like prince william by the way.) OHHHH and i almost forgot. that end of the world video about china and bombs and "US" and Australia being like "WTF", yeah it will all come TRUE. and while it is taking place you will be in china and you and the dhali lama will go around screaming for someone to take you to australia.
Yeah well thats part 1 maybe i will finish this whole thing later
~~ANnne~~
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