conversation with the gentile

[oscar347]

dj3477: gentile
JKBishop91: Jew
JKBishop91: is it Baptist or Cathlic that we're goin to tomorrow
dj3477: ummm dunno
dj3477: ive been hearing mixed reviews
JKBishop91: so have i
JKBishop91: i hope its catholic
dj3477: o
JKBishop91: baptist are hateful
dj3477: i dont, they hate jews
dj3477: lol
dj3477: ok they do too
dj3477: GOSH everyone hates us
JKBishop91: hahaha....trust me Baptist are worse
dj3477: ugh
dj3477: christains in general are the worst
dj3477: no offense
JKBishop91: its true though
dj3477: ha yeah im so performing a conversion ceremony for you
JKBishop91: hahaha
JKBishop91: my wealthy SEVERE southern baptist would disown me
JKBishop91: and i cant have that
dj3477: haha
dj3477: why not?
dj3477: the wealthy jews will welcome you
dj3477: just the same
dj3477: and plus, we're better
JKBishop91: although i think my grandpa has some Jew in him....the way that man is with money
JKBishop91: hahaha all too true
JKBishop91: u know what funny though?
dj3477: hahaha what
JKBishop91: im going to be a christian
JKBishop91: tomorrow
dj3477: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
JKBishop91: hahah its Ash Wedsenday
JKBishop91: and the start to lent
dj3477: UGH
dj3477: LOSER
JKBishop91: hahaha
dj3477: what are u giving up?
JKBishop91: SHOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dj3477: ????? lol
dj3477: what
JKBishop91: im not going to wear shoes for 40 days
dj3477: LOL
dj3477: what are u gonna wear then?
dj3477: nothing?
JKBishop91: socks and slides of flip flops
JKBishop91: or*
dj3477: omg
dj3477: u are my random ass hero
JKBishop91: awwwww
JKBishop91: this is why im only Jewish sometimes....an excuse to not wear shoes

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JKBishop91: OMG we should take food tomorrow!
JKBishop91: and eat it in front of the Christians!
dj3477: LOL
dj3477: LETS
dj3477: like order a pizza or something in the middle of mass
JKBishop91: hahahaha

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JKBishop91: i could have my own yamalkah wearing christain religion
dj3477: lol
dj3477: ok u do that