December mind_the_muse Ten ways you say I'm sorry without speaking.

Dec 30, 2007 22:13

1. Jewelry from Tiffany's almost always work. Thanks to Luthor over doing the diamond earrings I steer away from those. Usually I pick out something that reminds me of the person. If that doesn't work you can never go wrong with sapphires.

2. Sex of course. The reason make-up sex is so good is that it doesn't require an apology. Half the time one or both of you are still pissed off and that gives it the extra dose of passion. You don't need to say you're sorry. You can just make them remember why they keep you around.

3. Designer shoes. You want to make someone forget they are pissed off at you for flaking out on them again? Buy them designer shoes. This doesn't just work with women, all right.

4. Flowers. Always find out what someone's favorite flowers are on the first date. You'll be glad to know later on.

5. A mixtape that reminds me of them. It's more a mixcd, but mixtape sounds better.

6. A spontaneous trip to some place they've always wanted to visit.

7. A shopping trip in Milan.

8. I make them breakfast.

9. Depending who they are to me and how bad I fucked up, a new car isn't out of the question.

10. I fix whatever I did to piss them off in the first place.

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