A slave in heaven, or a star in hell...
So yea, update...WOOOO!!!!
Slovak birthday party was Tuesday night. Lots of people. Fucking crazy time. Big Dave surprised him with his chick from Rutgers. Oh man, fucking super psycho bitch. I mean, I know a couple psycho bitches, but man, she put them all to shame. Just...wow. I seriously think there is something physiologically wrong with her. She's also not very attractive, hella slutty, and fucking with my man Slovak's head, so I don't like her. I was sleeping, and she started poking me in the face to see if I was sleeping. So, I wake up and am like "What the fuck do you want!" and she was like "I just wanted to poke you". Then she puts her finger in my mouth, and I bit it really hard, and she started freaking out about it. Super psycho bitch...wow.
Anywho...yea. Crazy shit.
We'll start with Neener neener...yes Pam, that's a nick name. Mostly because if I put real names in here, you'd be up my ass about it. And because it's really easy to fool you.
...so yea, I'm gonna say it was a success, just for the simple fact we were in close proximity to one another for a couple hours. It wasn't exactly what I would have liked it to be, but then again, it never is even remotely what I want it to be...so there. This one seems to have the most promise as to actually happening, but long term success wouldn't look too good.
Umm, Proximity...yea. Shows no signs of going ANYWHERE, even though it would make perfect sense. But seeing how things with me usually go, creepy annoy guy will win, and I'll have to kill him. This probably wouldn't go anywhere, but if, in some odd twist of fate, it happened, it shows very promising long term advantages.
And umm, yea. There's some one fucking with my girl. And swear to god, if I see him tomorrow, I'm gonna fucking send him to the hospital. You pissed me off, and I have lots of pent up anger from Sarah, so if I see you tomorrow, I'm gonna fucking split your skull open. You creep emo mother fucker, you really need to sit in your corner in the dark and slit your wrists, cause no one likes you. You're fucking creepy as hell, and need to get the fuck out of the gene pool. Your girl broke up with you because you're a little emo piece of shit, so kill yourself, for all that is good and non-emo, do everyone a favor and drive your car into a tree...but only if you're alone in said car.
And onto a random tangent. Well yea, I know why I want to drag you out into a lake by the hair and hold your head underwater until the bubbles stop...but yea, why are you mad at me again? Maybe I'm just stupid, or I didn't get the memo or something, but yea, I'd like to know what I did to make you block me from 2 screen names and delete all of my 3 myspace's from yours.
Actually, can anyone give me a legitimate reason for Sarah to be pissed at me, cause I'm all sorts of confused.
So yea, that's about it.
You should all comment, because they make me smile.
Slovak birthday party was Tuesday night. Lots of people. Fucking crazy time. Big Dave surprised him with his chick from Rutgers. Oh man, fucking super psycho bitch. I mean, I know a couple psycho bitches, but man, she put them all to shame. Just...wow. I seriously think there is something physiologically wrong with her. She's also not very attractive, hella slutty, and fucking with my man Slovak's head, so I don't like her. I was sleeping, and she started poking me in the face to see if I was sleeping. So, I wake up and am like "What the fuck do you want!" and she was like "I just wanted to poke you". Then she puts her finger in my mouth, and I bit it really hard, and she started freaking out about it. Super psycho bitch...wow.
Anywho...yea. Crazy shit.
We'll start with Neener neener...yes Pam, that's a nick name. Mostly because if I put real names in here, you'd be up my ass about it. And because it's really easy to fool you.
...so yea, I'm gonna say it was a success, just for the simple fact we were in close proximity to one another for a couple hours. It wasn't exactly what I would have liked it to be, but then again, it never is even remotely what I want it to be...so there. This one seems to have the most promise as to actually happening, but long term success wouldn't look too good.
Umm, Proximity...yea. Shows no signs of going ANYWHERE, even though it would make perfect sense. But seeing how things with me usually go, creepy annoy guy will win, and I'll have to kill him. This probably wouldn't go anywhere, but if, in some odd twist of fate, it happened, it shows very promising long term advantages.
And umm, yea. There's some one fucking with my girl. And swear to god, if I see him tomorrow, I'm gonna fucking send him to the hospital. You pissed me off, and I have lots of pent up anger from Sarah, so if I see you tomorrow, I'm gonna fucking split your skull open. You creep emo mother fucker, you really need to sit in your corner in the dark and slit your wrists, cause no one likes you. You're fucking creepy as hell, and need to get the fuck out of the gene pool. Your girl broke up with you because you're a little emo piece of shit, so kill yourself, for all that is good and non-emo, do everyone a favor and drive your car into a tree...but only if you're alone in said car.
And onto a random tangent. Well yea, I know why I want to drag you out into a lake by the hair and hold your head underwater until the bubbles stop...but yea, why are you mad at me again? Maybe I'm just stupid, or I didn't get the memo or something, but yea, I'd like to know what I did to make you block me from 2 screen names and delete all of my 3 myspace's from yours.
Actually, can anyone give me a legitimate reason for Sarah to be pissed at me, cause I'm all sorts of confused.
So yea, that's about it.
You should all comment, because they make me smile.