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[osakabondage]

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(nabbed from carl86/twinpinesmall)

FIRSTS

FIRST BIKE: LIGHT BLUE RALEIGH BUDGIE

FIRST REAL INJURY: PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK ON SOME SCAFFOLDING, MOMENTARILY DISTRACTED, FELL OFF THE EDGE AND LANDED HEAD FIRST ON ROCK HARD CLAY - OUTCOME: 9 STITCHES

FIRST CAR: FORD FIESTA BY THE NAME OF SIMON

FIRST DATE: JANE THOMPSON, I WAS 13 - WE WALKED ALL AROUND SEAHAM ONE SUNNY SUNDAY AFTERNOON

FIRST FRENCH KISS: JANE THOMPSON, I WAS 13

FIRST BREAK-UP: JANE THOMPSON, I WAS 15

FIRST JOB: PAPERBOY

FIRST SCREEN NAME: "TOILET DA"

FIRST SELF PURCHASED ALBUM: ENGLAND 1982 WORLD CUP SQUAD - THIS TIME

FIRST FUNERAL: MY BEST FRIEND, MICHAEL DAVISON - HE HAD CYSTIC FIBROSIS AND DIED IN 1995 AGED 21.

FIRST PET: NERO, BRITISH BLUE CAT, HE DIED IN THE SAME WEEK AS MICHAEL

FIRST PIERCING/TATTOO: I REMAIN UNTAMPERED WITH

FIRST LOVE: SUNDERLAND AFC

FIRST ENEMY: NEWCASTLE UNITED FC FTM FTM FTM

FIRST BIG TRIP: LLORET-DE-MAR WITH MY PARENTS, 1980 - I'D LOVE TO GO BACK

FIRST PLAY/MUSICAL/PERFORMANCE: NATIVITY PLAY AT JUNIOR SCHOOL - I WOULD GUESS SOMETIME AROUND 1979 - I WAS ONE OF THE THREE WISE MEN. IRONIC?

FIRST MUSIC YOU REMEMBER HEARING IN YOUR HOUSE: HAPPY NEW YEAR BY ABBA

LASTS

LAST LIBRARY BOOK CHECKED OUT: JESUS, THIS IS GOING BACK A WHILE, SOMETHING DEGREE RELATED I IMAGINE - PROBABLY SURROUNDING ROAD USAGE STATISTICS

LAST MOVIE SEEN: THE INCREDIBLES, WHICH WAS AMAZING AND CONSTANTINE, WHICH WAS CHEESY TO THE MAX

LAST BOOK READ: THE PLEASURE OF MY COMPANY BY STEVE MARTIN - ABSOLUTELY IMMENSE!

LAST CUSS WORD UTTERED: SHIT

LAST CRUSH: FORDER, ONGOING

LAST KISS: THIS MORNING

LAST PHONE CALL: I CHECKED MY BANK BALANCE - DOES THE AUTOMATED BITCH COUNT?

LAST TV SHOW WATCHED: SEX & THE CITY FINAL EPISODE ON DVD LAST NIGHT - I BLUBBED A LITTLE BIT WHEN MIRANDA HAS TO BATHE STEVE'S MUM

LAST TIME SHOWERED: THIS MORNING - IT WAS EXQUISITE

LAST SHOES WORN: ADIDAS SUPERSTAR 1 SHELLTOES

LAST CD PLAYED: THE FUCKING CHAMPS - IV (OR MELVINS - LYSOL ON MY IPOD IN THE CAR THIS MORNING)

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: LUXURY - NEW BYRDS T-SHIRT, NON-LUXURY - LOAF OF BREAD (KINGSMILL HEARTY WHOLEMEAL)

LAST DOWNLOADED: AN OLD CLARENCE WHITE & THE KENTUCKY COLONELS TRACK

LAST ANNOYANCE: HAVING TO COME TO THIS SHITTY GODFORSAKEN JOB

LAST DISAPPOINTMENT: SEE ABOVE

LAST WORD SPOKEN: "YOU"

LAST WEIRD ENCOUNTER: MY INITIAL DRIVING INSTRUCTOR ASSESSMENT ON SUNDAY WAS A LITTLE FREAKY - QUITE UNNERVING...

LAST ICE CREAM EATEN: A POT OF HAAGEN DAZS BELGIAN CHOCOLATE THAT MY FRIEND LIZY GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY - I ATE IT IN ONE SITTING

LAST TIME AMUSED: PROBABLY WATCHING SATC LAST NIGHT

LAST TIME WANTING TO DIE: ON THE WAY TO WORK THIS MORNING. RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY...

LAST TIME IN LOVE: CURRENTLY AM, BEFORE THIS IT WAS SOMETIME AROUND THE MILLENNIUM

LAST TIME HUGGED: THIS MORNING

LAST LIPSTICK USED: NEVER

LAST SHIRT WORN: A RED BUZZKILL T-SHIRT

LAST TIME DANCING: PROBABLY TO BAD BRAINS, HAMMERED IN LOVE GUN

LAST WEBPAGE VISITED: WWW.MARKPRINDLE.COM