the bloggies!
My quest to become the next Barbra Streisand is in full swing!
Let's see...
1. I've done the rags-to-riches thing so. many. times.
2. I put a big crack through my bathroom mirror that other day when I had a Christina-Aguilera-Beautiful moment and so now my Mirror Has Two Faces.
3. I have suffered greatly from chronic stage fright, only to overcome it, with the help of one-way mirrors, much to the awe and delight of my audience!
3. So check this, the other day, I went up to my girl Donna because our sisterly friendship was all torn apart because of some man and we both agreed No More Tears for really and that Enough Is Enough Is Enough!
4. Both Rosie O'Donnell (pre-mohawk) and Richard Simmons (post-hair grafts) worship me.
5. I've been a man playing a woman playing a man in order to gain knowledge of the sacred Talmud. Seriously.
Anyway, the next step in this Feats of Daring Emulation is to win awards. LOTS OF THEM! Hey, if Barbra has won Grammys, Oscars, Tonys and Emmys, why can't I? Right???
Let's start things off with this.
~*~The Bloggies~*~
http://osagej4.livejournal.com
Nominate me please! <3
Deadline: Tuesday, January 10, 2006
If you have been entertained by my journal, or have been touched by an angel named Joshua, or have become really really gay thanks to the liquid flames in my words, vote for me please! http://2006.bloggies.com/ is the URL and basically you just scroll down and vote for me wherever you see fit.
I would love to be nominated in "Most Humorous" blog as my boyfriend does not think I am funny, and this would totally prove him wrong. There is also a "Best Tagline" of a weblog, and if you like mine: "Hotter Than A Poptart Fresh Out The Toaster!", well, there you go! Someone has to take up the nasty fort as Kimberley Jones is in jail, bless her stained soul. And, in case you did not know, I am gay (yes I am!) and so I am eligible for "Best GLBT" blog.
Also, as much as I would love to be "Best Asian" blog, alas, they only want blogs that are based in Asia, and mine ain't. (I'm from California if anyone has ever wondered.)
Anyway, there you have it. The Bloggies! One more tiny step into Barbra-dom. We'll see how far it gets me as there are like over 50 million blogs out there now! Geeeez. I'd love to be a finalist, but I think I'd need like an audience of 500+ passionate gung-hos within my grasp.
God, I have not sold myself this hard since that one time when I tried to have pro-gay legislation passed by offering myself to a few of them righteous right-wingers in Kentucky...!
Speaking of gay:
You know you are gay when...
You don't have songs, you have anthems.
In addition:
You know you are really gay when...
You have more than 5 anthems.
The end.
Poll anthems!
Let's see...
1. I've done the rags-to-riches thing so. many. times.
2. I put a big crack through my bathroom mirror that other day when I had a Christina-Aguilera-Beautiful moment and so now my Mirror Has Two Faces.
3. I have suffered greatly from chronic stage fright, only to overcome it, with the help of one-way mirrors, much to the awe and delight of my audience!
3. So check this, the other day, I went up to my girl Donna because our sisterly friendship was all torn apart because of some man and we both agreed No More Tears for really and that Enough Is Enough Is Enough!
4. Both Rosie O'Donnell (pre-mohawk) and Richard Simmons (post-hair grafts) worship me.
5. I've been a man playing a woman playing a man in order to gain knowledge of the sacred Talmud. Seriously.
Anyway, the next step in this Feats of Daring Emulation is to win awards. LOTS OF THEM! Hey, if Barbra has won Grammys, Oscars, Tonys and Emmys, why can't I? Right???
Let's start things off with this.
~*~The Bloggies~*~
http://osagej4.livejournal.com
Nominate me please! <3
Deadline: Tuesday, January 10, 2006
If you have been entertained by my journal, or have been touched by an angel named Joshua, or have become really really gay thanks to the liquid flames in my words, vote for me please! http://2006.bloggies.com/ is the URL and basically you just scroll down and vote for me wherever you see fit.
I would love to be nominated in "Most Humorous" blog as my boyfriend does not think I am funny, and this would totally prove him wrong. There is also a "Best Tagline" of a weblog, and if you like mine: "Hotter Than A Poptart Fresh Out The Toaster!", well, there you go! Someone has to take up the nasty fort as Kimberley Jones is in jail, bless her stained soul. And, in case you did not know, I am gay (yes I am!) and so I am eligible for "Best GLBT" blog.
Also, as much as I would love to be "Best Asian" blog, alas, they only want blogs that are based in Asia, and mine ain't. (I'm from California if anyone has ever wondered.)
Anyway, there you have it. The Bloggies! One more tiny step into Barbra-dom. We'll see how far it gets me as there are like over 50 million blogs out there now! Geeeez. I'd love to be a finalist, but I think I'd need like an audience of 500+ passionate gung-hos within my grasp.
God, I have not sold myself this hard since that one time when I tried to have pro-gay legislation passed by offering myself to a few of them righteous right-wingers in Kentucky...!
Speaking of gay:
You know you are gay when...
You don't have songs, you have anthems.
In addition:
You know you are really gay when...
You have more than 5 anthems.
The end.
Poll anthems!