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[orz_mypaycheck]

Um... Discedo, I have another question...

Who's this Knowlton guy?

[Yes, he just now figured out some guy's using his frequency. Talk about slow.]

Comments

[libertyfuckyeah]

Fake Knowlton or the real Knowlton?

[orz_mypaycheck]

There's more than one?

I just know my frequency keeps popping up on people I didn't talk to... I didn't know there were more than one guy...

[libertyfuckyeah]

The real Thomas Knowlton is one of my citizens! No, more than that, a patriot, back from my war for independence. He was all cool at spying and then he died a heroic death in battle.

Fake Knowlton is the guy prowling around here. I dunno what his deal is, but I hear he's bad news.

[orz_mypaycheck]

Your... citizens?

So the fake Knowlton is... pretending to be the real one?

[libertyfuckyeah]

Yup!

If he is, he's doing a really bad job at it.

[orz_mypaycheck]

I... wonder what he wants... I just know all these people were yelling for him on the network.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Supposedly Fake Knowlton killed a doctor, and that's not good. Other than that, I'm as lost as you are.

[orz_mypaycheck]

He killed a doctor?! B-but why would he do that?!

[libertyfuckyeah]

No idea. I'd go stop him myself, but I've got some deadly disease like smallpox or something and I don't want anyone else to get it!

[orz_mypaycheck]

SMALLPOX?!

[libertyfuckyeah]

It's okay, I've already had it before. This time it'll be like nothing.

[orz_mypaycheck]

D-don't you get vaccines for that?

[libertyfuckyeah]

...Vaccines weren't very good back when I had smallpox. They were actually pretty gross. And not all that safe.

[orz_mypaycheck]

Oh... ew.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Ew is right. I was vaccinated with a knife. You don't even want to know what they used as the actual vaccine.

[orz_mypaycheck]

N-no, please spare me the details! You're going to make me sick.