The Hills Are Alive With...
Avoiding the payment of Capital Gains Tax;
Bending the rules and then distorting the facts;
Feeble excuses when given the blame;
These are a few of my favourite Claims!
Second-Home Flipping and Mortgage Repayments;
Dry-rot and plant-pots and ten grand repairments;
Sir Peter Vigger's duck-island shame;
These are a few of my favourite Claims!
Big country houses with moats cleaned every year;
Three 'second' homes belonging to Hazel Blears;
The Speaker chauffeured to watch Celtic Games;
These are a few of my favourite Claims!
When the scandal breaks,
When they're all the bloody same,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite Claims,
And then I don't feel so bad!