Don't blink or you'll miss him.
So I'm chillin out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some B-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys brought over some party mix. I'm a fan of party mix and all but I hate pretzels, like why the fuck are they in there? They just ruin the experience cause like let's face, one of these things are not like the others. Everything else in this bag is some form of corn chip, pretzels are wheat. Everything in here is in the neighbourhood of cheese flavoured... Preztels are salt. I truely think that this is a party in a bag, but like the parties I throw the same rule applies for pretzels as it does girls... They're not allowed.