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[orthodontic]

Kensei~~I'm hurt!!
The least ya' could do when ya' find a place to live is let a guy know.  My neck's been gettin' a crick innit from all weird sleepin' positions I've tried. Anyone with magic fingers feelin' charitable?I've been bummin' around with a few friendly folks who believe there's powers in numbers

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[sciencedaughter]

You are injured?

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[orthodontic]

*checks himself out*

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[orthodontic]

Don't see any limbs missin', so I guess I'm just peachy.

[sciencedaughter]

... You said you were hurt.

[orthodontic]

Ahhhh, gotcha. In the emotional sense.

For example: "Your beauty pierces my heart like an arrow!".

Pretty good, huh? Just made that up myself.

[sciencedaughter]

Oh. I... see.

... You're not speaking about my physical appearence, are you?

[orthodontic]

Course I am! Is this place devoid of compliments too?! No one's said jack about my excellent taste in neckwear.

Buuuuuuut, I should introduce myself. Hirako Shinji. It's a pleasure~~♥

[sciencedaughter]

I apologize. I was made to be physically attractive, but I like to be sure before assuming such a thing.

Ah, that is right. You do not remember.

Kurotsuchi Nemu, vice captain of the 12th. The pleasure is mine.

[orthodontic]

Hmmmmm~ 12th division, huh? Guess that would make Mayuri your captain?

..remember what?

[sciencedaughter]

Yes. Mayuri-sama is my captain, but more importantly, my creator.

Your last residence in this City.

[orthodontic]

So I've been here before? Do tell (and don't spare the interestin' details)!

Filtered;

[sciencedaughter]

I never spare the details, I assure you.

You were rooming with a knight named Percival Fraulein. You were trianing Kurosaki Ichigo in the use of his Hollow, and assisting Urahara Kisuke with Hinamori Momo. You interfered in a fight between Grimmjow Jaggerjack and Kurosaki Ichigo, and managed to prevent the latter's death at the former's hands.

As for your personal life, I can only recall a certain mention to masturbation and myself propositioning you on curse days.

Filtered;

[orthodontic]

Hmm. Rukia brought me up to speed with the Grimmjow stuff, but I didn't know about Hinamori... were we training her or was there more to it?

As for the masturbation thing, perhaps I need you to show me? Don't want those propositions to go to waste or anything♥

Filtered;

[sciencedaughter]

She had somehow, I am yet unclear on this point, acquired a Hollow. You were helping suppress it.

... You are requesting sexual intercourse?