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[orsonwelles]

PRIEST
I know that I'm a sinner,

but I really need a winner,

or the orphanage will close.

Priest falls to his knees, pulls out his ticket and looks up at the sky

PRIEST
So God if you're above,

and it's orphans that you love,

then please help the porcupine I chose.

We now see a lone porcupine, walking along the grounds

SLOWEST PORCUPINE IN TOWN
I'm the slowest porcupine in town,

but knowing that don't get me down

It's just that they don't see

So when they blow that whistle

I will move my little bristles

'Cause there's nothing

Stopping

Me!