Sick, sick, sick
Dear stomach:
You seem to be continually stuck in my throat. This, I believe, is not your proper place. In fact, I know it to be true, I've done the cat dissection! Also it is extremely inconvenient, considering that this is my last week of high school. While we're at it, inner ear, what have I done lately to piss you off? Last time I checked I haven't done anything to cause the extreme dizziness and nausea you seem to think necessary. Downright rude if you ask me. If you know, you all could, you know, lay off, that'd be fabulous.
Sincerely,
ME.
You seem to be continually stuck in my throat. This, I believe, is not your proper place. In fact, I know it to be true, I've done the cat dissection! Also it is extremely inconvenient, considering that this is my last week of high school. While we're at it, inner ear, what have I done lately to piss you off? Last time I checked I haven't done anything to cause the extreme dizziness and nausea you seem to think necessary. Downright rude if you ask me. If you know, you all could, you know, lay off, that'd be fabulous.
Sincerely,
ME.