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[orome_aldaron]

::manifests in a clearing and sets up a bonfire::

::blows the cheap imitation of the Valaroma for the time being::

::hates it, precious.::

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NOT-SO-PREGNANT ANYMORE DARK ONE AND THE MAN WHO PROVIDED THE SPERM. :D:D:D

Peasents FRIENDS, FAMILY: PARTY.

NOW.

Bring your own food, I don't run a friggin' catering business here

Comments

[mornaquilde]

>:|

How come no Valar threw a huge party after I was born?

[orome_aldaron]

:O !!!

THEY DIDN'T?! HmMmMmm...let's see. Tell me, short man, are you worthy of a party thrown by a Vala in your honor?

::arches an eyebrow and waits to see if you're any confident::

[mornaquilde]

Well, HELL YES!!!

I'm Mornaquilde!!! I kick severe ass!!

[mirefinwe]

*nods firmly*

He does. I can vouch for him on that one.

[orome_aldaron]

NAME THE ASS.

::nods::

[mornaquilde]

...

Um... Lessee... Sauron? Kinda long distance though, but still. Saeros!! >:D Him too!!!

[orome_aldaron]

::scratches jaw::

You mean the stupid elf who couldn't tell his elbow from his ass?

YOU GOT IT, KID.

[mornaquilde]

*grins*

We tormented him GOOD!

Although he's dead now... And I THINK he's been haunting us in a really lame but fucking annoying manner.

[orome_aldaron]

When Namo comes around, I'll ask him to put a leash on the elf's...grey stuff.

::pats your head::

Did you bring any food, then?

[mornaquilde]

Uhm... No... but Beleg brought us a dead deer yesterday. :D

[orome_aldaron]

Well, roast it then!

[mornaquilde]

*salutes you*

Jawohl mein deity!!

[orome_aldaron]

::salutes back::

::gives you barbecue sauce::

::LOTS of barbecue sauce::

[mornaquilde]

MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! SAAAAAAAAAAUCE!

Life is GOOD!

[orome_aldaron]

One more satisfied minion peaseant little man. :D

[mornaquilde]

*shouts lots at servants to get the deer rotating on a spit*