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[orome_aldaron]

Can I have a count of people who don't want a dagor dagroer...war here?

And who think embalming dead stupid elves is funny as heck? I mean, come on!

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[tar_calion]

I think I can safely speak for every mortal in Arda (except Turin) when I say that for us, the Dagorath would offically be A Very Bad Thing, what with that "staying dead forever" clause.

Plus, there's a vague prophecy about me and the Day of Doom but I don't know exactly what I'm supposed to do and I don't really want to find out.

[orome_aldaron]

You know why you failed as a ruler? YOU MAKE BORING SPEECHES!

And right, right here ...is your name...in the list.

::squeezes your name into the huge list::

We don't either so hold on to your beard, we'll see to it that nothing like that happenes.

[tar_calion]

That wasn't a speech, that was a sentence! And I was actually rather a good ruler until bat features showed up. >:|

Thank you.

[orome_aldaron]

Do you think you might be related to herman melville? Cos I've read Moby Dick and DAMN some of the sentences in it go on and on.

And HE is a slicko, isn't he? FOR SHAME.

You're most welcome.

[tar_calion]

There weren't THAT many subordinate clauses where there?

Yes. He's always been so very honest and up-front. *eyeroll*

*mutters* From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned Sauron.

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Oh tell me how you really feel, dearest. ;)

Mmm, you DO say the sweetest things. :D

[orome_aldaron]

Be at peace, bearded one, there were not THAT many subordinate clauses otherwise I would've fallen over.

Something he inherited from his MUMMEH. You know, the guy who messed up all my gang's live and unplugged performances and was duly kicked out of the band.

::tries to recognize the author::

That's not entirely yours, is it?

[tar_calion]

Ah yes. The guy I sort of maybe had a temple to back home...

That's not entirely yours, is it?

My mun's a Gregory Peck fan. Imagine him saying it while riding on a white, fibreglass whale.

[orome_aldaron]

You did some crazy shit!!

My mun loved Gregory Peck.

Imagine him saying it while riding on a white, fibreglass whale.

...but give her a minute while she laughs a lot.

[tar_calion]

Heheheheh. Crazy name, crazy guy, crazy beard.

Apparently the whale escaped and caused a hazard to shipping. I <3 that whale.

[orome_aldaron]

I bet Ever Wet over there loves it too. :D