:)

[orome]

Hey, Vana.

I have a gift for you.

- Araw.

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[vana_everyoung]

...... :walks forward, but stops at a safe distance: .... yes?

[orome]

Don't be scared.

I got it for you.

It's alive and unharmed and completely normal.

[vana_everyoung]

...... :approaches with caution:

........... :carefully picks up the cat: It's... fluffy. And cute. And... :examines: ......not bleeding. At all. I... :blinks, stunned: Um... thank you. :pets the kitty in dumb shock:

[orome]

See?

It's fine.

I didn't do anything to it. Not like I would.

And I want to say, I've been so terrible to you. I mean the thing with Nessa and everything. It really wasn't fair.

I'm sorry.

[vana_everyoung]

I, uh.... I..... um. Okay. Um. Are you feeling all right? Should I call a doctor or... uh... something?

[orome]

I'm feeling perfectly fine.

My head has never been so clear before in my life.

I've thought about everything a lot.

And I've decided that I never really told you before - but I want to tell you now that I really love you.

[vana_everyoung]

I... um....... am a little stunned. I mean... I love you, too, or... I did. Well, I still do, but it's been so long... I'm sorry, I'm a little.... confused, I guess...

i love you!

[orome]

Awww, I understand.

I'm sorry to surprise you like this.

Hug?

Re: i love you!

[vana_everyoung]

No, it's okay, it's... a good surprise.

.... all right.

.......

[orome]

::walks towards you::

::hugs you::

::gets knife from pocket::

::takes the opportunity to slit you up the nape of your neck, around, and cut a substantial portion of your throat::

;)

[vana_everyoung]

:rolls eyes:

:touches throat, seals the wound:

Fortunately, I was braced for that. :slips the cat a tranquilizer: I'm keeping the cat. After a thorough check, that is.

It's really a pity that your sister isn't available to fuck anymore. :walks away, calls over shoulder: Sign those divorce papers already, would you?

[orome]

You're divorcing me?!?!!

EXCELLENT.

Keep that cat.

Yay. No more little piggy for Araw.

As for my sister, she can go fuck herself.

And so can some other people ;)

[vana_everyoung]

I've offered to divorce you a dozen times, you stupid fuck. You always burned the papers.

[orome]

I don't know, I always thought I'd get the chance to mutilate you nicely before you divorced me. Well. It never really happened.

But all's well that ends well.

[vana_everyoung]

I'm just as Valar as you are, dumbfuck. If we could be cut up, I'd've killed you ages ago, sometime while you were Oromë, just to put you out of your misery.

[orome]

It's not the death or injury I enjoy.

It's the actual cutting.

And anything can be cut up.

You especially.

And you have so many parts to you! Arms, legs, a head! And you can't die! I could have cut you up again and again and again.

Oh well... sometimes you just don't get everything you want.