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I've awakened from a very long fucking nap and what do I find? You dirty little piggies have been abusing my creations which I have bestowed upon you most generously. Did I have to give them to you filthy swine living in Middle Earth?
No, I did not.
I wake up and I find that the filthy little humans in Rohan have been defiling my horses with their lustful appetites. This does not bode well with me. All inhabitants of and adopted by Rohan will suffer.
What a lovely list of moral degenerates I must soil my hands upon when I kill every last one of you insects.
Now let's see, which little piggy has been making the most trouble today, hmm?
I see.
I'm coming for you.
Oh, and the result of certain investigations and questioning with one Bill the Pony pending, a Gamgee who I will not name with either have his entire family slaughtered and their heads impaled on sticks, or he will receive free trail ride coupons. We shall see.
No, I did not.
I wake up and I find that the filthy little humans in Rohan have been defiling my horses with their lustful appetites. This does not bode well with me. All inhabitants of and adopted by Rohan will suffer.
What a lovely list of moral degenerates I must soil my hands upon when I kill every last one of you insects.
Now let's see, which little piggy has been making the most trouble today, hmm?
I see.
I'm coming for you.
Oh, and the result of certain investigations and questioning with one Bill the Pony pending, a Gamgee who I will not name with either have his entire family slaughtered and their heads impaled on sticks, or he will receive free trail ride coupons. We shall see.