[Fanfic] Drabble # 4
Title: Drabbles #4
Pairings: Ryopi, Pin, Ryopin
Genre: fluff
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I own those guys only in my imagination.
Summary: Another batch of cute stupidity and about friendship xD
Knowledge (pin)
“What are you doing?”
“I’m watching ‘House’”
“Why?”
“To learn English. I already know three phrases - resonance, lupus and You’re idiots!”
Because Harry Potter works as a lawyer (pin)
“Pi!”
“What?”
“Ignorance of the law does not excuses. How it’s in Latin?”
“I don’t know.”
“Wait… wasn’t it Wingardium Leviosa?”
Topography (pin)
“I watched that program on Discovery… you know that series Born Survivor?”
“And?”
“And I was wondering… because he’s smart and cool, and he’s explaining how we can survive if we would be on his place…”
“Yeah…”
“But look, he tells us how we can define north and South, but he never told how we can define East and West! Isn’t he stupid?”
“Oh, yeah Bakanishi, totally!”
Thinking (ryopi)
“When you’re thinking, you’re using your head too much.”
“Eh?”
“Use your mobs - they are bigger.”
Rhyme (pin)
“Lend me your car.”
“Buy me one, then I can borrow you.”
“Lend me money so I can buy you.”
“Find me a job so I will have enough money.”
“Establish a company for me, so I can hire you.”
“Find me a rich wife, then I will establish that company.”
“Lend me a car - I will go and find her.”
“Deal.”
Presents (ryopin)
“I think that Ryo-chan won’t buy my anything on Christmas.”
“Why?”
“Because last year I told him that I want new IPod.”
“And?”
“Well one day I was watching some film on computer, he came and told me that I should stop because he need to use laptop. So I told him “draw one for yourself.”
“And how is that IPod related?”
“Do you know how my present look like? A box with sheet of paper and with crayons. And on one paper he wrote - ‘You wanna IPod? Draw one for yourself'.”
Week (pin)
“Hey, I have few bottles of vodka. You wanna come?”
“I told you that I’m not drinking in the middle of week.”
“But Monday is the first day…”
Vegetarian (pin)
“I think that I should become a vegetarian. More healthy and all.”
“Do you even know what word ‘vegetarian’ means? It’s derived from one of Indian dialects and it means ‘too stupid for hunting’. It suits you.”
Intend to purchase (pin)
“Jin, I’m going with Ryo-chan shopping. Wanna come?”
“No, I have to save some money.”
“For what?”
“I wanna new PlayStation.”
“Oh! 2 or 3?”
“Only one…”
Gambling (pin)
“Ah, sex is good.”
“True.”
“But there is always that fear, you know pregnancy and that stuff…”
“Sad but true.”
“Hey, how is called that method of contraception… that calendar-based method?”
“Oh… Vatican roulette?”
Curiosity (ryopin)
“Ryo-chan, why are you laughing?”
“Pi…”
“What he did?”
“He got a sms from his network operator, you know one of those ‘If you want to win some cash, send another sms on this number…”.
“And?”
“He replied ‘Who are you and from where you have my number’!”
Party (pin)
“Yesterday I had free house.”
“You had your time with Ryo-chan.”
“Jin, what a party, what a party… I don’t remember when was the last time when I had so much fun…”
“You were drunk?”
“Nah… my grandmother came… we played Monopoly.”
Business cards (pin)
“Pi! I got new business cards! And look - half of them is written in Japanese and other half in English. God, I wasted more that hour on sorting them. Anyway, you can have both.”
“But Jin…”
“Yeah?”
“It’s printed on both sides…”
Education (ryopi)
Story when Pi got into university:
“Ryo-chan! I’m in!”
“Meiji University?”
“Well, fuck no, Hogwart…”
Question (pin)
jinsamathemaster ™: Pi, are you free tonight? You wanna come?
piheartsyou: Nope.
jinsamathemaster ™: Why?
piheartsyou: Ok, One million dollar question - Why I can’t come to you?
1. Because I’m afraid of ozone hole.
2. I’m protesting against system.
3. It’s Sunday.
4. I broke my leg.
5. I have to practice.
jinsamathemaster ™: True…
Usefulness (pin)
“Men are really important…”
“Of course! Can you imagine world without us? Reproduction and this kind of stuff.”
“… especially in dark, scary and dangerous forest at midnight.”
“Eh?”
“Someone have to set the pace of escaping.”
Pairings: Ryopi, Pin, Ryopin
Genre: fluff
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I own those guys only in my imagination.
Summary: Another batch of cute stupidity and about friendship xD
Knowledge (pin)
“What are you doing?”
“I’m watching ‘House’”
“Why?”
“To learn English. I already know three phrases - resonance, lupus and You’re idiots!”
Because Harry Potter works as a lawyer (pin)
“Pi!”
“What?”
“Ignorance of the law does not excuses. How it’s in Latin?”
“I don’t know.”
“Wait… wasn’t it Wingardium Leviosa?”
Topography (pin)
“I watched that program on Discovery… you know that series Born Survivor?”
“And?”
“And I was wondering… because he’s smart and cool, and he’s explaining how we can survive if we would be on his place…”
“Yeah…”
“But look, he tells us how we can define north and South, but he never told how we can define East and West! Isn’t he stupid?”
“Oh, yeah Bakanishi, totally!”
Thinking (ryopi)
“When you’re thinking, you’re using your head too much.”
“Eh?”
“Use your mobs - they are bigger.”
Rhyme (pin)
“Lend me your car.”
“Buy me one, then I can borrow you.”
“Lend me money so I can buy you.”
“Find me a job so I will have enough money.”
“Establish a company for me, so I can hire you.”
“Find me a rich wife, then I will establish that company.”
“Lend me a car - I will go and find her.”
“Deal.”
Presents (ryopin)
“I think that Ryo-chan won’t buy my anything on Christmas.”
“Why?”
“Because last year I told him that I want new IPod.”
“And?”
“Well one day I was watching some film on computer, he came and told me that I should stop because he need to use laptop. So I told him “draw one for yourself.”
“And how is that IPod related?”
“Do you know how my present look like? A box with sheet of paper and with crayons. And on one paper he wrote - ‘You wanna IPod? Draw one for yourself'.”
Week (pin)
“Hey, I have few bottles of vodka. You wanna come?”
“I told you that I’m not drinking in the middle of week.”
“But Monday is the first day…”
Vegetarian (pin)
“I think that I should become a vegetarian. More healthy and all.”
“Do you even know what word ‘vegetarian’ means? It’s derived from one of Indian dialects and it means ‘too stupid for hunting’. It suits you.”
Intend to purchase (pin)
“Jin, I’m going with Ryo-chan shopping. Wanna come?”
“No, I have to save some money.”
“For what?”
“I wanna new PlayStation.”
“Oh! 2 or 3?”
“Only one…”
Gambling (pin)
“Ah, sex is good.”
“True.”
“But there is always that fear, you know pregnancy and that stuff…”
“Sad but true.”
“Hey, how is called that method of contraception… that calendar-based method?”
“Oh… Vatican roulette?”
Curiosity (ryopin)
“Ryo-chan, why are you laughing?”
“Pi…”
“What he did?”
“He got a sms from his network operator, you know one of those ‘If you want to win some cash, send another sms on this number…”.
“And?”
“He replied ‘Who are you and from where you have my number’!”
Party (pin)
“Yesterday I had free house.”
“You had your time with Ryo-chan.”
“Jin, what a party, what a party… I don’t remember when was the last time when I had so much fun…”
“You were drunk?”
“Nah… my grandmother came… we played Monopoly.”
Business cards (pin)
“Pi! I got new business cards! And look - half of them is written in Japanese and other half in English. God, I wasted more that hour on sorting them. Anyway, you can have both.”
“But Jin…”
“Yeah?”
“It’s printed on both sides…”
Education (ryopi)
Story when Pi got into university:
“Ryo-chan! I’m in!”
“Meiji University?”
“Well, fuck no, Hogwart…”
Question (pin)
jinsamathemaster ™: Pi, are you free tonight? You wanna come?
piheartsyou: Nope.
jinsamathemaster ™: Why?
piheartsyou: Ok, One million dollar question - Why I can’t come to you?
1. Because I’m afraid of ozone hole.
2. I’m protesting against system.
3. It’s Sunday.
4. I broke my leg.
5. I have to practice.
jinsamathemaster ™: True…
Usefulness (pin)
“Men are really important…”
“Of course! Can you imagine world without us? Reproduction and this kind of stuff.”
“… especially in dark, scary and dangerous forest at midnight.”
“Eh?”
“Someone have to set the pace of escaping.”