Hey, did you know...?

[orochiyamazaki]

Those cute milk commercials they always play on tv, when they show a close-up of milk being poured slow-motion into a clear glass... In several of 'em*, that's actually white paint with a little bit of thinner being poured into the glass. The paint mixture is more opaque, so it lights better and stands out better against a dark background. Since

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[orochiyamazaki]

I had one in mind, but forgot it. I vaguely remember it involving raw eggs, chalk and "POWAAAH" somehow. But, then, isn't that the same with most Derek jokes?

I totally lost the joke in my head, while trying to remember the name of the ad agency (I always remember Jeff Goodby, and forget Rich Silverstein). If I hadn't listed the name of the agency, I'm certain any of the half-dozen people whose lives hinge on trying to prove me wrong, in a sad attempt to impress their way in the pants of a girl who wouldn't be caught dead even talking to them in public, will try to get on my ass about it.

*heavily slurred through World of Warcraft voice chat* "Bu-bu-but th-th-that's just an unfounded ruuuumor... You're wr-wr-wrong. I love loli-con dickgirls - Spooooge!!!" *labored wheezing*

I heard it right from the source, bitches! There are no secrets in the advertising business. We have more leaks per agency than the US government!

Sorry, guys, looks like I pwned you, again.

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